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fandomhigh2006-04-03 11:51 am
swerval_zero) wrote in fandomhigh2006-04-03 11:51 am
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Creature Languages, 4/3, Period 4
As students entered the classroom, they would probably notice a few things were different. For one, Zero's hair was now blue. For another, she looked about half an inch from a panic attack. This might have had something to do with the major difference in the room, which was a very large tank occupying most of the front of the room, including the space where Professor Dream's desk should have been.
In it was a shark. A very large shark.
"Okay, um, today we have a special guest God help us all. This is, um, Bruce. Bruce is a shark. Obviously. And he will be talking with us about anything but candygrams, please. Did everyone get the new vocab sheets? You did? Swerval. Um, Bruce is from Australia, so remember he's got an accent to his...Sharkese. Sharkspeak. Yes. And please don't make him mad because I don't want to explain to Professor Dream why you got eaten." Zero hurried to a desk at the back of the room, as far from the shark tank as possible, omg.
"Actually," Bruce said cheerily, "I believe that fish are friends, not food."
It would probably be in the class's best interests not to disabuse Bruce of the notion that the students are fish.
"So, let's get started. Who has questions?"
In it was a shark. A very large shark.
"Okay, um, today we have a special guest God help us all. This is, um, Bruce. Bruce is a shark. Obviously. And he will be talking with us about anything but candygrams, please. Did everyone get the new vocab sheets? You did? Swerval. Um, Bruce is from Australia, so remember he's got an accent to his...Sharkese. Sharkspeak. Yes. And please don't make him mad because I don't want to explain to Professor Dream why you got eaten." Zero hurried to a desk at the back of the room, as far from the shark tank as possible, omg.
"Actually," Bruce said cheerily, "I believe that fish are friends, not food."
It would probably be in the class's best interests not to disabuse Bruce of the notion that the students are fish.
"So, let's get started. Who has questions?"