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fandomhigh2019-08-20 08:28 am
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Wilderness Exploration (Now With More Indoor Things!), Tuesday, August 20, 2019
"So, last week's class never happened," Tony said once everyone arrived. "Or at least most of the 'lessons' are going to be ignored because island weirdness."
So much island weirdness.
"We are very much not okay with people spying on you without your knowledge to judge you on things you might not have even done. I blew up a couple of helicarriers to make that point more obvious to my government," Steve added.
"He actually did," Tony added. Because Steve was a drama queen of the highest order. "But that's a story for another time. Today is our last class of the summer."
"So we're going to do one last trip into public transportation, because trying to get places on time can be the most aggravating part of living in the urban wilderness," Steve said.
"But nothing is worse than trying to get somewhere when there is a citywide festival or a major sports event going on at the same time," Tony said. "Unfortunately we programmed both of those things for you."
"Because it's much easier to learn in the hypothetical then get screamed at by a ninety year old woman in a Yankees cap because she thinks you cut her off on the way to the subway," Steve muttered.
"He's a Dodgers fan," Tony mock whispered. "It's been a pleasure having you all in our class and we hope to see you again in the fall."
So much island weirdness.
"We are very much not okay with people spying on you without your knowledge to judge you on things you might not have even done. I blew up a couple of helicarriers to make that point more obvious to my government," Steve added.
"He actually did," Tony added. Because Steve was a drama queen of the highest order. "But that's a story for another time. Today is our last class of the summer."
"So we're going to do one last trip into public transportation, because trying to get places on time can be the most aggravating part of living in the urban wilderness," Steve said.
"But nothing is worse than trying to get somewhere when there is a citywide festival or a major sports event going on at the same time," Tony said. "Unfortunately we programmed both of those things for you."
"Because it's much easier to learn in the hypothetical then get screamed at by a ninety year old woman in a Yankees cap because she thinks you cut her off on the way to the subway," Steve muttered.
"He's a Dodgers fan," Tony mock whispered. "It's been a pleasure having you all in our class and we hope to see you again in the fall."