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Wilderness Adventures (Now With More Indoor Things) - 2nd Period, Tuesday
"Hello," Steve said, waving with the plastic hand that allowed him to gesture. "It's so good to see all of you ready to have fun today!"
"So much fun," Tony said, sounding just a tiny bit strained. "Today we're going to talk about how much we enjoy being observed by the squirrels."
Steve nodded along. "In order to maintain this amazing level of happiness, we choose--" sure. Choose, "--to embrace an equal level of monitoring! That way problems can normally be nipped early and we all avoid unpleasantness!"
Like Skywalker. So unpleasant.
"So we don't--" But, you know, do. "--distract then from doing their job or go anywhere they can't see," Tony added.
And they were definitely not uncomfortable about how the squirrels were basically the same size as everyone else on the island!
"Because that can make them unhappy and no one wants to be unhappy." Did that come off a little menacing? Oops.
Tony laughed it off nervously. "So, today we'll be have fun right where they can see us because none of us have anything to hide."
"We'll be going to the park to observe the ducks," Steve said, nodding, "and not feeding them because that encourages dependency!"
"So much fun," Tony said, sounding just a tiny bit strained. "Today we're going to talk about how much we enjoy being observed by the squirrels."
Steve nodded along. "In order to maintain this amazing level of happiness, we choose--" sure. Choose, "--to embrace an equal level of monitoring! That way problems can normally be nipped early and we all avoid unpleasantness!"
Like Skywalker. So unpleasant.
"So we don't--" But, you know, do. "--distract then from doing their job or go anywhere they can't see," Tony added.
And they were definitely not uncomfortable about how the squirrels were basically the same size as everyone else on the island!
"Because that can make them unhappy and no one wants to be unhappy." Did that come off a little menacing? Oops.
Tony laughed it off nervously. "So, today we'll be have fun right where they can see us because none of us have anything to hide."
"We'll be going to the park to observe the ducks," Steve said, nodding, "and not feeding them because that encourages dependency!"