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Magnus Burnsides ([personal profile] magnusrushesin) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2019-07-18 07:08 am

Abridged Sex Ed, Thursday, Period Three

This week was normal. Mostly. Which was exciting a new for your teachers! Or would be if they hadn't failed some sort of constitution saving throw.

Magnus was sniffling with a summer cold, blanket thrown over his usual armor like this was totally normal. "Movie day," he croaked.

Cara, meanwhile, was perfectly fine, just ignore the hacking cough before she spoke. "It'll answer questions about the consequences of sex."

"I mean. Not the clap or anything," Magnus added.

"Babies," Cara muttered darkly, before going off into another coughing fit.

"I'm breaking out the Thera-Flu," Magnus said with another sniffle. "You kids enjoy the movie."
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[personal profile] thishouseishaunted 2019-07-18 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Mae Borowski, who isn't that clear on the whole "saving throw" concept, but thinks she can beat off illness with a baseball bat.
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[personal profile] scoffs_at_tradition 2019-07-19 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Shuri, 10 +12 so she'll be picking up Theraflu just in case.
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[personal profile] hashtag_chocobro 2019-07-19 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
Prompto Argentum, CRITICAL FAIL. HE DEAD, U GUISE.