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fandomhigh2019-06-07 11:15 am
stickitupmyjinx) wrote in fandomhigh2019-06-07 11:15 am
Recreational Misuse and Alternative Uses of Gadgets, Friday
"Today's gadget of the day is brought to you by QVC at 3 AM," Vanessa said. "That's how you know it's a good decision, right?"
"That and the crippling self loathing that is only able to be pushed down by buying things you just don't need," Wade added. He'd found a chef's apron to wear over his usual outfit to fit the theme.
"Which is why you're watching QVC at 3 AM, of course," Vanessa agreed. "It's the Set It...And Forget It! That may not be what it's actually called. I think the packing slip said something else but whatever. Details."
"We want you to fuck it up." Wow, Wade was going for that R rating there! "You know. To fill the void. Also because it's fun. I tried to jam ours into the microwave to see if it cooked double fast."
"Bonus points if you figure out how to make it rotisserie a chicken faster so you can stuff it in your face and eat your feelings."
Wade paused for a moment. "Did we remember to bring the chickens?"
Vanessa looked around for a few moments as if grocery bags with chickens in them might appear, and then, throwing PG-13 out the window, said, "Oh, fuck. Okay, so, um, rotisserie...something." This class was going great.
"That and the crippling self loathing that is only able to be pushed down by buying things you just don't need," Wade added. He'd found a chef's apron to wear over his usual outfit to fit the theme.
"Which is why you're watching QVC at 3 AM, of course," Vanessa agreed. "It's the Set It...And Forget It! That may not be what it's actually called. I think the packing slip said something else but whatever. Details."
"We want you to fuck it up." Wow, Wade was going for that R rating there! "You know. To fill the void. Also because it's fun. I tried to jam ours into the microwave to see if it cooked double fast."
"Bonus points if you figure out how to make it rotisserie a chicken faster so you can stuff it in your face and eat your feelings."
Wade paused for a moment. "Did we remember to bring the chickens?"
Vanessa looked around for a few moments as if grocery bags with chickens in them might appear, and then, throwing PG-13 out the window, said, "Oh, fuck. Okay, so, um, rotisserie...something." This class was going great.