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fandomhigh2019-03-15 09:48 am
stickitupmyjinx) wrote in fandomhigh2019-03-15 09:48 am
Life Skills Through Screen Time, Friday Second Period
"Sure, sure," Wade, shoving a VHS tape into the super old fashioned VCR once again. "We might have already watched this show. But now we've got some hot gossip on Aunt Becky."
"She's a criminal!" Vanessa said, sounding delighted. Because they were the couple who enjoyed sweet, sweet schadenfreude together. "Remember, kids, if you're rich, there's a right way and a wrong way to bribe your dumb kid into college. The right way is donating money. Aunt Becky chose the illegal way. And cheating is wrong."
"When you get caught," Wade added, hitting play.
"She's a criminal!" Vanessa said, sounding delighted. Because they were the couple who enjoyed sweet, sweet schadenfreude together. "Remember, kids, if you're rich, there's a right way and a wrong way to bribe your dumb kid into college. The right way is donating money. Aunt Becky chose the illegal way. And cheating is wrong."
"When you get caught," Wade added, hitting play.