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Life Skills Through Screen Time, Friday Second Period

"We decided it was time for some nonfiction again," Vanessa declared. "What are we watching on the cop's Netflix this week, honey?"

Wade turned around, still in the Deadpool mask, but also wearing a suit that would make Tan slightly less horrified by his fashion. "We're watching people. Change. Their. Lives."

But then Tan would find out about the Crocs. "That's right! We're watching Queer Eye!"

Wade would fight him for those Crocs. It was disgusting. "So, settle in to learn something about opening yourself up to the world, change your wardrobe, cleaning habits, home... and learn to make one dish."

"Because there's only so much you can do in one week," Vanessa said. "While you watch, maybe think about what the Fab Five would have to say about you! And then feel terrible about yourself, but don't change anything, because let's be real here."