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fandomhigh2018-11-14 12:10 am
deaddadsclub) wrote in fandomhigh2018-11-14 12:10 am
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Humanoid Health and First Aid, Wednesday, Period 1
"Eyeballs," Cristina said. Segues were for losers. "They're fragile balls of goo, but having functioning ones is kind of a big deal in modern society. So what do you do if something happens to your friend's eye?" She held up a stack of handouts and waved to Paris. What? It'd worked last week. "Look these over, and then I'll shock you with some gruesome hologram to patch up."
Awww. The joy of the Danger Shop was fading. Poor Cristina.
"Oh, and it doesn't cover it in there, but I'm not going to assume more than, say, half of you are smart enough to figure it out without saying: if someone's eyeball is falling out, then you also want to call 911 and get them to a real life doctor. And not, like, touch it and try to put it back in yourself. Fragile balls of goo, people!"
She clicked a button with a wave of her hand, and three injured simulations appeared. "You know the drill by now. Go forth and first aid, or whatever. Try not to blind anyone for life."
Awww. The joy of the Danger Shop was fading. Poor Cristina.
"Oh, and it doesn't cover it in there, but I'm not going to assume more than, say, half of you are smart enough to figure it out without saying: if someone's eyeball is falling out, then you also want to call 911 and get them to a real life doctor. And not, like, touch it and try to put it back in yourself. Fragile balls of goo, people!"
She clicked a button with a wave of her hand, and three injured simulations appeared. "You know the drill by now. Go forth and first aid, or whatever. Try not to blind anyone for life."