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fandomhigh2018-08-13 07:20 am
captainskullpoopl) wrote in fandomhigh2018-08-13 07:20 am
Netflix 101, Monday
"The queue," Vanessa said to the class. "Not just a fancy French way to spell the letter, or a confusingly British word for 'line.' No, the queue, and the things you randomly add to it while you're drunk, are essential to your Netflix experience. So let's talk about managing your queue."
"You do it to pretend you're organized in life," Wade added. "Or to make people think your taste is better than it actually is. So, you add in some smart documentaries that you're never gonna watch. Or whatever the hit show of the month is. Who knows?"
"Remember, you never have to actually watch this stuff. I mean, you could, but probably not," Vanessa said frankly. "So just pick some stuff that makes you look like a cooler, smarter version of yourself. It's foolproof!"
Wade held out a hand for her to high-five. Because they totally used that trick all the time.
Vanessa gave him a no-look high five, then told the class, "So, go on, add some stuff to your queue. Tell us what you picked, and why it makes you look cool and or smart."
They were clearly the best teachers around.
"Extra points if you pick something in a different language," Wade added. "Or anything British!"
"You do it to pretend you're organized in life," Wade added. "Or to make people think your taste is better than it actually is. So, you add in some smart documentaries that you're never gonna watch. Or whatever the hit show of the month is. Who knows?"
"Remember, you never have to actually watch this stuff. I mean, you could, but probably not," Vanessa said frankly. "So just pick some stuff that makes you look like a cooler, smarter version of yourself. It's foolproof!"
Wade held out a hand for her to high-five. Because they totally used that trick all the time.
Vanessa gave him a no-look high five, then told the class, "So, go on, add some stuff to your queue. Tell us what you picked, and why it makes you look cool and or smart."
They were clearly the best teachers around.
"Extra points if you pick something in a different language," Wade added. "Or anything British!"
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