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fandomhigh2018-03-22 07:21 am
magnusrushesin) wrote in fandomhigh2018-03-22 07:21 am
Friendship and Stabbing: an Adventurer's Guide, Thursday
There were puppies in class. Not real puppies because then at least one of your teachers would end up with all of them going home with them, but the Danger Shop was pretty damn good at making puppies.
So good that Magnus was on the floor, giggling like a madman as a dozen puppies swarmed him.
Meanwhile, Cara was trying to ignore the handful of puppies sitting expectantly at her feet. "This was supposed to be a class on how animals can be both company and an aide on your adventures, but I let someone else program the sim."
"They're so cute!" Yes, Magnus rolled a nat fuckin' 20 on those puppies. So, this was the best day of his liiiiiiife. He lifted up a puppy to show her how awesome it was.
Cara was refusing to be charmed by the puppy. Refusing. No matter how adorable it was with it's too big feet and squirmy tail. "In any case, training is more effective if started at a young age."
Stop trying to salvage the class, Cara, it was already ruined. In the most adorable way.
It was trying to lick everyone in it's excitement "But you also have to love them even as you're firm in the rules. No peeing in the house. No running off the edge of the moon. That sort of thing," Magnus said, cuddling that puppy close.
Cara wasn't going to comment on that moon thing. "Discipline and consistency are key." So two things they weren't going to find with these two teaching.
"And cuddles!" Magnus added with complete sincerity. "They need to know you love them."
So good that Magnus was on the floor, giggling like a madman as a dozen puppies swarmed him.
Meanwhile, Cara was trying to ignore the handful of puppies sitting expectantly at her feet. "This was supposed to be a class on how animals can be both company and an aide on your adventures, but I let someone else program the sim."
"They're so cute!" Yes, Magnus rolled a nat fuckin' 20 on those puppies. So, this was the best day of his liiiiiiife. He lifted up a puppy to show her how awesome it was.
Cara was refusing to be charmed by the puppy. Refusing. No matter how adorable it was with it's too big feet and squirmy tail. "In any case, training is more effective if started at a young age."
Stop trying to salvage the class, Cara, it was already ruined. In the most adorable way.
It was trying to lick everyone in it's excitement "But you also have to love them even as you're firm in the rules. No peeing in the house. No running off the edge of the moon. That sort of thing," Magnus said, cuddling that puppy close.
Cara wasn't going to comment on that moon thing. "Discipline and consistency are key." So two things they weren't going to find with these two teaching.
"And cuddles!" Magnus added with complete sincerity. "They need to know you love them."