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fandomhigh2018-02-12 10:34 am
stickitupmyjinx) wrote in fandomhigh2018-02-12 10:34 am
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Cooking for the Disinterested, Monday
There was a jar of spaghetti sauce and a box of spaghetti noodles waiting for the class today. So, maybe they'd be making crepes.
Jk, it was spaghetti.
"Sorry for last week, hungover, blah blah blah," Deadpool said, glossing over missing class post-Super Bowl. As one does. "But today is pasta time! Who doesn't love a bowl full of carbs?"
"Pasta is super easy!" Vanessa assured the class. "Just cook it according to the package instructions, heat up your sauce, combine, boom, you're done. Maybe add some cheese." She held up a green can. You know the one. "Or if you want to get fancy you can like, saute and add some meat or other veggies. And then you've got a meal people will consider pretty legit, and you barely did anything. Win/win." Vanessa might cook a lot of pasta when not ordering takeout. "We've got an assortment of options and all kinds of shapes of pasta to choose from, so get to work!"
Should she have explained sauteing to them? They'd probably figure it out, right?
Jk, it was spaghetti.
"Sorry for last week, hungover, blah blah blah," Deadpool said, glossing over missing class post-Super Bowl. As one does. "But today is pasta time! Who doesn't love a bowl full of carbs?"
"Pasta is super easy!" Vanessa assured the class. "Just cook it according to the package instructions, heat up your sauce, combine, boom, you're done. Maybe add some cheese." She held up a green can. You know the one. "Or if you want to get fancy you can like, saute and add some meat or other veggies. And then you've got a meal people will consider pretty legit, and you barely did anything. Win/win." Vanessa might cook a lot of pasta when not ordering takeout. "We've got an assortment of options and all kinds of shapes of pasta to choose from, so get to work!"
Should she have explained sauteing to them? They'd probably figure it out, right?