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fandomhigh2017-11-07 07:51 am
captainskullpoopl) wrote in fandomhigh2017-11-07 07:51 am
Cryptids and You! - Tuesday
"Okay, class. Cryptids. Important things, sure. Like this obvious murder seal from Ireland and there is no way in hell I'm gonna even try to say the name of. Dober-chu? Sounds like a Pokemon," Deadpool mostly just rambled at the class. Because he was focused on more important things.
"But now I have a super important assignment for you. I need you all to run recon for me on the new guidance counselor who stole my office." She did nothing of the sort. "Viciously stole it. I was heartbroken."
Trust nothing this man says, kids.
"They can't acknowledge you, narrative."
Damn it.
"So, easy A for the semester," he continued. "Help me get my office back. And maybe learn about Irish murder seals."
"But now I have a super important assignment for you. I need you all to run recon for me on the new guidance counselor who stole my office." She did nothing of the sort. "Viciously stole it. I was heartbroken."
Trust nothing this man says, kids.
"They can't acknowledge you, narrative."
Damn it.
"So, easy A for the semester," he continued. "Help me get my office back. And maybe learn about Irish murder seals."