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fandomhigh2016-12-14 07:52 am
furnaceface) wrote in fandomhigh2016-12-14 07:52 am
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"Yes, And:" Improv Theatre and You, Wednesday, Period One
Right. So. Last week had happened, and then Jono had come in to the school to prepare for class this morning, only to have the office gremlin pull him aside and explain that he might want to avoid the Danger Shop today. The safeties were fine, he had nothing to worry about there! But yesterday there had been a... thing.
Mostly Jono was impressed that somebody at the school cared enough to tell him that he might want to spare students further traumas. And that the office gremlin was surprisingly well-spoken in spite of his tendency to occasionally interject 'chompy' and 'bitey' into the middle of his sentences.
So, Improv's final was being held in a regular, boring old classroom today. But Jono had brought an assistant.
//This is Joni,// he said, once the students had filed in. He held the little kitten, wide-eyed and ears perked forward, up in the air for everyone to see. //And today, she'll be interviewing you all for the very important position of head kitten cuddler at her company, KITT, Inc. Her interview methods are a little on the hands-on side, of course, but you'll need to explain to her in depth why you're the best person for the job, even while demonstrating your ability to do it and do it well. Here on the desk, we have the kitten brush, the stick with the feather at the end of it, and a dangly ribbon. I trust you all know what to do.//
He set Joni down on the desk, and then gestured to the seat across from her.
//One at a time, your job interview starts now.//
Mostly Jono was impressed that somebody at the school cared enough to tell him that he might want to spare students further traumas. And that the office gremlin was surprisingly well-spoken in spite of his tendency to occasionally interject 'chompy' and 'bitey' into the middle of his sentences.
So, Improv's final was being held in a regular, boring old classroom today. But Jono had brought an assistant.
//This is Joni,// he said, once the students had filed in. He held the little kitten, wide-eyed and ears perked forward, up in the air for everyone to see. //And today, she'll be interviewing you all for the very important position of head kitten cuddler at her company, KITT, Inc. Her interview methods are a little on the hands-on side, of course, but you'll need to explain to her in depth why you're the best person for the job, even while demonstrating your ability to do it and do it well. Here on the desk, we have the kitten brush, the stick with the feather at the end of it, and a dangly ribbon. I trust you all know what to do.//
He set Joni down on the desk, and then gestured to the seat across from her.
//One at a time, your job interview starts now.//
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Lecture
Oh, and there's a kitten.
Interview!
It's also a thinly veiled excuse to get you to play with and-or snuggle a wiggly kitten, while talking extensively about how you are the best kitten snuggler around. Really sell yourself for this one, folks.
... Joni is fully moddable and liable to hire you all, anyway.
Talk to Jono
He will inevitably get antsy and regret being on break a day or two in to his break.
Sigh.
Talk to the TA
OOC
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Alluka bounded forward when it was her turn and devoted herself to cuddling Joni--who was, after all, the cutest kitten--before she took up the dangly ribbon to play with her.
Best of both worlds? Absolutely!
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