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captainskullpoopl ([personal profile] captainskullpoopl) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2016-05-12 09:42 am
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Life Soundtrack - Period 3, Thursday

If anyone expected this class to start with something other than a song, they were clearly not paying enough attention to the movie Deadpool came from. There was a Deadpool, sitting on his desk at the front of the room, rocking out to this piece of musical gold.

So. There was that.

And no, he wasn't going to talk until the song was over. "Angel of the Morning, Juice Newton, 1981. A classic. Made all the more classic by playing it in combination with non-stop violence."

You know, if you were into that sort of thing.

"Hello, and welcome to whatever I named this class. I don't really feel like looking it up, but you get bonus points if you can name it. And by bonus points, I mean nothing at all." Aren't you kids glad you took this class and not the other music class? No? Well screw you! "Okay, who are you, what are you hoping to learn here, yadda yadda yadda. I don't really care that much, but it seems to be a theme in what we do this week. So many introduction threads. So, so many."

Which may or may not make a lick of sense to anyone in the classroom, but would make perfect sense to the audience. No, the real audience.

"My name is Wade Wilson, but I go by Deadpool because all the cool kids have codenames these days. I'm a Scorpio and I like long walks on the beach and stabbing the fuck out of people who are a darker shade of grey morally because I'm an edgy anti-hero who makes box office bank, bitches!"

He held up a hand for a highfive and then used his other hand to deliver it.

"Oh! And make sure to pick a theme song for yourself. And I swear to god, if any of you little fuckers pick Nickelback, I will not hesitate to mercilessly belittle you until you cry and run out of here like this is some Carrie shit. They are an abomination and stain on the good country of Canada."

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] rhymeswithtable.livejournal.com 2016-05-12 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Mabel Pines

Re: Listen to the... Lecture?

[identity profile] rhymeswithtable.livejournal.com 2016-05-12 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Was... was she in the right classroom? Mabel pulled out a sparkly rainbow Lisa Frank notebook and flipped through it to find her schedule.

...

Yeah, yeah, she was definitely in the right classroom. Huh!

Re: Introduce Yourself

[identity profile] rhymeswithtable.livejournal.com 2016-05-12 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, at least it was a class about music, and Mabel did like music, so maybe this wouldn't be so bad?

It was just, wow, the teacher was pretty preoccupied with violence and coarse language. She hadn't seen that coming.

"I'm Mabel Pines, and I don't do any stabbing really, but I did once use a leaf blower to fend off a giant stack of gnomes that wanted to kidnap me away and marry me so that I could be their gnome queen for all eternity." She shrugged. It was basically normal! "And if I had to pick my own theme song, I think it would be something 80s and crowd-pleasing, like Don't Start Unbelieving. That one's a classic!"

Re: Introduce Yourself

[identity profile] rhymeswithtable.livejournal.com 2016-05-12 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It was possible that Mabel had finally met somebody who made less sense than Old Man McGucket. She blinked, and then reached up for that high five anyway.

Look, the teacher was confusing, but she wasn't about to leave him hanging, here.

"I don't actually know what that is!"

But at least she was saying so with some attempt at enthusiasm?

Re: Introduce Yourself

[identity profile] rhymeswithtable.livejournal.com 2016-05-12 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Mabel didn't know what they were, either. Maybe that was for the best.

"Well, I used to be a big fan of Sev'ral Timez, but that was before my friends and I found out that boy bands are really made up of clones that were bred and kept in captivity, so we set them loose in the forest."

As ya do.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[identity profile] rhymeswithtable.livejournal.com 2016-05-12 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Mabel just gave her shoulders a shrug.

"I think they're happier that way," she decided. "Unless they get eaten by wild animals or step into a bear trap or something."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[identity profile] rhymeswithtable.livejournal.com 2016-05-12 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, for good reason. Their contracts were terrifying.

"... It's possible they might also get eaten by mice, too," Mabel agreed.

Look, they had been pretty inept. It wasn't exactly a long shot.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[identity profile] rhymeswithtable.livejournal.com 2016-05-12 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"It sounds like some kind of microwaveable pre-made grilled cheese sandwich," Mabel decided, with all the authority of a girl who had no idea what she was talking about. "Be honest with me, I'm close, right?"
snipsnspecks: (A: Epic stink eye)

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[personal profile] snipsnspecks 2016-05-12 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahsoka Tano

Re: Introduce Yourself

[identity profile] rhymeswithtable.livejournal.com 2016-05-12 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm going to take that as a yes!"

Skrillex. Totally a cheese sandwich.
snipsnspecks: (A: Not sure if serious)

Re: Listen to the... Lecture?

[personal profile] snipsnspecks 2016-05-12 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, this was...a class.
giveherahand: (neg: you're wrong and i'm telling you so)

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[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-05-12 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Mara Jade
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Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-05-12 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Mara was raising her eyebrows at the whole...ensemble. "I prefer music from my own galaxy," she said, "but Redheaded Woman by Bruce...something," is pretty good.

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