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John Constantine ([personal profile] talentforlying) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2016-05-09 09:03 pm
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Working the Long Con, Tuesday, First Period

It was a grumpy, rumpled librarian that stomped his way into class after the students had arrived, bonelessly dropping into his chair and kicking his feet up on to his desk as he fished about in his coat for some cigarettes.

The school board might make him teach -- again -- but they couldn't make him behave.

"Right, I'm Constantine, and you're most likely here because you're gullible and thinking this is going to be an easy 'A', a delinquent, or for some strange reason thought this was an academic class with philosophical value," he said, lighting up. "More the fools you, but I can work with it."

"So, let's start with the basics. A con is a game, one where hopefully you're the one writing the rules and the people around you are the pieces you're moving. It's a scam, a grift, a hustle, all those words designed to make it sound as shady as possible, although the number of reasons you could be running a con are infinite, at least when you're justifying it to yourself. It usually just boils down to one, very simple motivation: You want something," he continued bluntly. "So give me your name - or whatever the hell you want to be called for the purposes of this class, I don't care - and tell me one time you ran a scam on someone. Give me an idea of what you already know, kids, then we'll get on to Arts and Crafts."

...yes, that actually was as ominous as it sounded.

[OOC: Wait for the OCD! Up early as I am at a conference all-day Tuesday and will be SP until 6pm CST.]
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Re: Sign-In

[personal profile] good_for_six 2016-05-10 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Isabela
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Re: Talk and Stuff

[personal profile] good_for_six 2016-05-10 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Isabela, and I've never even thought about tricking someone, honestly I have no idea how I even ended up in this class."

Isabela, the innocent act worked better when you didn't look every inch the charming rogue.
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Re: Arts & Crafts! (Kinda)

[personal profile] good_for_six 2016-05-10 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Constantine, no, why?

"What's the ridiculous age they think you need to be to drink again?" Beyond, old.
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Re: Sign-In

[personal profile] vrajna_kralis 2016-05-10 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hyacinthe
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Re: During the "Lecture"

[personal profile] vrajna_kralis 2016-05-10 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Hyacinthe was intrigued by the lecture and no little amused. Teaching a Tsingani to con was like teaching a fish to swim. But Delaunay had signed him up for this and Hya was interested in hearing what a gadje had to say on the topic.
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Re: Arts & Crafts! (Kinda)

[personal profile] vrajna_kralis 2016-05-10 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
"What is an ID and why do I need one?" Hyacinthe asked.
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Re: Talk and Stuff

[personal profile] vrajna_kralis 2016-05-10 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
This girl was getting a broad smile. She was lovely, looked almost Tsingani, and started the class off by lying. Hyacinthe was practically in love.

Or, well, some emotion. One felt a lot lower on his anatomy. It sounded a lot like love, however.

"Truly an oversight," he said, amused. "I hope this class will not harm your...maidenly sensibilities."
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Re: Talk and Stuff

[personal profile] vrajna_kralis 2016-05-10 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
"I am Hyacinthe," he said in D'Angeline-accented Cruithne. "And I tell the fortunes of silly nobles who find it amusing to slum in Night's Doorstep for a few hours to soak of up the bad wine and risque atmosphere. Perhaps the better question would be who don't I con? I am Tsingani, we have been parting the gadje from their coin for as long as we have walked the Lungo Drom."
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Re: Talk and Stuff

[personal profile] good_for_six 2016-05-10 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh, pretty.

"This class sounds most scandalous." Oh. No. Anything but that. "I do hope I'll be able to handle myself."
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Re: Talk and Stuff

[personal profile] vrajna_kralis 2016-05-10 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
"If not, it would be my honor to offer to lend a hand to assist," Hyacinthe said with an extravagant bow--and followed it up with a wink. "I've been told I am most adept at handling lovely ladies howsoever they may need."

And gentlemen, too, but who was he to brag?

Oh right, the Prince of Travellers, that was who.
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Re: Talk and Stuff

[personal profile] good_for_six 2016-05-10 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Isabela smirked. "I's always such a relief to know your virtue is in good hands."
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Re: Talk and Stuff

[personal profile] vrajna_kralis 2016-05-10 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
"And these hands would take exquisite care of your virtue," Hyacinthe promised, holding up a pair of hands that were both strong and graceful, slightly roughened and calloused by work but still quite nimble. All the better for seeing what was in other people's pockets--and for seeing to the, ahh, virtue of other interested parties. "I will happily be the instrument of your relief at any time, my lady."
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Re: Talk and Stuff

[personal profile] good_for_six 2016-05-10 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
Those did like like nice hands to be in. "However did you guess that I adore playing with instruments?"
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Re: Talk and Stuff

[personal profile] vrajna_kralis 2016-05-10 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Don't all well-rounded ladies?" Hyacinthe asked, all wide-eyed innocence. "And from here, you appear very well-rounded."

Yes, that was a deliberate and lingering once-over he was giving her now. And a very appreciative one, too.
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Re: Talk and Stuff

[personal profile] good_for_six 2016-05-10 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
If Isabela didn't like people looking, she'd dress differently, and possibly punch those who didn't get that hint.

"I hope the appearance holds up on closer inspection." Very close inspection if they were lucky.
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Re: Talk and Stuff

[personal profile] vrajna_kralis 2016-05-10 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
"I have no doubt it will," Hyacinthe assured her. "Though if you're concerned, I can offer a most diligent and thorough inspection to let you know for certain."

Hyacinthe was a giver that way. A very attentive and devoted giver.
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Re: Talk and Stuff

[personal profile] good_for_six 2016-05-10 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
"How kind of you to offer," Isabela said. "Of course it's only fair if I return the favour."
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Re: Talk and Stuff

[personal profile] vrajna_kralis 2016-05-10 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
"Far be it for me to interfere with a lady's notion of fairness," Hyacinthe said. "You look like you can keep a lad like me well in hand, I've no doubt."
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Re: Talk and Stuff

[personal profile] good_for_six 2016-05-10 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm told I have a good grasp on things."

Honestly, Constantine should just be grateful Dante wasn't in this class too.

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