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Beginning Gourmet Cooking Techniques | Tuesday, period 1

The Danger Shop was set up in Hannibal's preferred configuration of a number of well-appointed cooking stations for the students and a larger one for him at the front. He waited for them all to settle, then greeted them. "Good morning to you all. I am Doctor Hannibal Lecter, and this is Beginning Gourmet Cooking Techniques. If you didn't intend to take this or have changed your mind, now is the time to leave."

After anyone had left if they wanted to, he continued, passing out the syllabus. "This term we will be learning some of the basics of cooking, how you may use them to feed yourself and avoid destroying the kitchen, and how you can use them to make more involved and advanced dishes." He smiled wryly. "You're also here to eat, which I realize is the attraction for at least some of you." Dante.

"Before we begin that, however, we'll start with introductions. For those of you who haven’t taken a cooking class with me before, this consists not only of your name and class, but also any allergies you may have — food or otherwise — and any objections or restrictions to eating or working with any foods. Also, the class will entail several trips to the mainland, so if that will be a problem for you, please let me know."

Once the introductions were over, he continued. “To begin our theme of simple yet complex tasks, we'll start with something deceptively complex. Boiling water.” He turned to the cooking station at the front of the room. “Gather around, please.” He gestured for them to come closer. “First, you should always begin with cold water. It will take longer, but it will taste less like pipes and water heater. Filtered is best, if you can get it, both for taste and for exactness of temperature. Now, there are several types of cooking you may see referred to, and it's important you know the difference: a simmer, a slow boil, and a rolling boil. The best way to achieve and maintain each depends upon your tools and what you are using them for.”

He explained the differences, plus the relative sizes of pot that should be used, how to adequately work a gas stove (and how to make do with electric if necessary), and the benefits of boiling before simmering versus not.

“Those of you who have not had this class before will be making pasta today. It’s a simple food that can be made more complex depending upon what you do with it. And how you boil it does make a difference.” He showed them overcooked, doughy pasta; undercooked, crunchy pasta; pasta that had been stuck together from not enough room in the pot; and pasta cooked correctly. “I prefer fresh myself, but dried is easier to find these days for most people, so that's what you're most likely to use and what you’ll find at your stations." He nodded to them. "You will also find a number of simple recipes to try."

"Those of you who have taken this class before may find another boiled food to try. Poached eggs, soup, rice - surprise me. Find a recipe."

"Any of you may feel free to ask for help. When you’ve all finished, we’ll discuss what you've learned.” He smiled and waved them toward the individual stove set-ups. "Whatever you make, you may take with you. Meanwhile, you may eat what I've made using these same techniques. Please do concentrate on your cooking, however."

He raised a hand. "Also, I have no teaching assistant, so if you would be interested, please let me know."

Sign in!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2016-01-05 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Ready to cook!

Introduce yourself!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2016-01-05 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Name, class, food allergies, and restrictions!

Cook your food!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2016-01-05 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Pasta or whatever you choose!

Eat Hannibal's food!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2016-01-05 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
And discuss what you learned!

He's made:
Pappardelle with mixed mushrooms, ricotta, and walnuts (http://www.saveur.com/article/recipes/pappardelle-with-mixed-mushrooms-ricotta-and-walnuts)
Spaghetti alla Carbonara (http://www.saveur.com/article/Recipes/Spaghetti-alla-Carbonara)

Along with coffee, tea, and water. No alcohol on the first day, sorry.

Talk to Hannibal!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2016-01-05 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
He's here!

OOC!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2016-01-05 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Damn it, I'm hungry.
rebelseekspizza: (dante - not trusting this)

Re: Sign in!

[personal profile] rebelseekspizza 2016-01-05 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Dante
rebelseekspizza: (dante - fond of you)

Re: Introduce yourself!

[personal profile] rebelseekspizza 2016-01-05 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm Dante, I'm a sophomore, I don't eat bugs," Dante rattled off. "That's about it."

Look, he was only here because Hannibal had promised him free food.
rebelseekspizza: (dante pb - hiding)

Re: Eat Hannibal's food!

[personal profile] rebelseekspizza 2016-01-05 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
There was bacon in that spaghetti.

Plus it was free.

...no, seriously, Dante was just here for the free food, so he'd be hovering here longer than anywhere else.
rebelseekspizza: (dante - sinister kid)

Re: Cook your food!

[personal profile] rebelseekspizza 2016-01-05 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Boil water, then dump pasta in it. How hard could it be?

... pretty hard if you took out the pasta too soon, as Dante found out quickly.

Re: Sign in!

[identity profile] rhymeswithtable.livejournal.com 2016-01-05 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Mabel Pines
that_oldsaying: (OHGOSH)

Re: Sign in!

[personal profile] that_oldsaying 2016-01-05 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Alluka Zoldyck
that_oldsaying: (Yay! (w/jacket and hair up))

Re: Introduce yourself!

[personal profile] that_oldsaying 2016-01-05 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hi hi hi!" she said happily when it was her turn. "I'm Alluka, and this is Mr. Bubbles," of course she'd brought her stuffed giraffe to class, of course she had, "and I... I think I'm a freshman?"

Maybe?

(She was.)

"And I like chocolate the best!"

... which wasn't an allergy or restriction, but that was what he was getting.
wildandbrave: (Serious Looking Up)

Re: Sign in!

[personal profile] wildandbrave 2016-01-05 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Cosette Fauchelevent
wildandbrave: (Smiling in Profile)

Re: Introduce yourself!

[personal profile] wildandbrave 2016-01-05 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hello again, Monsieur Lecter," Cosette said cheerfully, then for the benefit of the rest of the class added, "I'm Cosette, I'm a junior, and I haven't come across any food allergies yet. I've no particular restrictions either, though I can't say I may not discover something someday I don't care to eat."
wildandbrave: (Serious Looking Up)

Re: Cook your food!

[personal profile] wildandbrave 2016-01-05 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Cosette, after a few minutes on Google, had ambitions of something like a New England boiled dinner until she discovered it took about 5 hours to make.

A few more minutes and some adjusted search terms yielded a recipe for German boiled dumplings, which she ended up making instead. She even got ambitious enough to make braised beef to go with them, because she was kind of an overachiever when she was in the mood.
bestatmystery: (chef)

Re: Sign in!

[personal profile] bestatmystery 2016-01-05 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Lottie Grote
bestatmystery: (SOD MOD)

Re: Introduce yourself!

[personal profile] bestatmystery 2016-01-05 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm Lottie Grote," Lottie said. "I am a freshperson and I don't think I have any allergies but I like to avoid lotsa refined sugar. Those only tempt the fat banshee. Other than that, I'll try anything once!" She thought about Cosette's caveat and added "Probably."
bestatmystery: (floral crown)

Re: Cook your food!

[personal profile] bestatmystery 2016-01-05 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Lottie's mother had always been willing to let Lottie experiment in her kitchen -- and bravely ate the various sausage-laden results -- but Lottie hadn't had a lot of formal training. She'd had no idea about that cold water trick, for instance. And her pastas tended to come out just a little bit overcooked, after the first time she'd tried and Sarah teased her for a week about her crunchy pasta.

But she gamely set the pot to boil, and found a farafalle recipe that mostly involved tossing it with some veggies and cheese. It was brightly colored and happy and the pasta was little bowties! Fun!
omgnochecksyet: (serious)

Re: Sign in!

[personal profile] omgnochecksyet 2016-01-05 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Eric Bittle
omgnochecksyet: (little smile)

Re: Introduce yourself!

[personal profile] omgnochecksyet 2016-01-05 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm Eric Bittle and I'm a sophomore... there's some foods I don't, well, actively seek out but there's nothing I need to avoid for health reasons," he said with a shrug.

Re: Introduce yourself!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2016-01-05 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Welcome, Dante." Hannibal smirked. "Don't worry; I only serve bugs in the philosophy class."

Re: Eat Hannibal's food!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2016-01-05 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Hannibal expected it, really. He was never above bribery.

"If it helps," though from the look of Dante's plate it didn't need it, "you can think of pasta as the toppings from pizza with a different delivery method."

Re: Cook your food!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2016-01-05 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"First lesson: patience," Hannibal said. "And testing it along the way to see if it's ready. Second lesson: better this than to overcook it. You can always put it back in if necessary."
rebelseekspizza: (dante pb - thataway)

Re: Eat Hannibal's food!

[personal profile] rebelseekspizza 2016-01-05 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"There's bacon here," Dante said, pointing at the plate, just in case Hannibal had missed it. "I'm good."

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