Hold your horses Hercules. Are you impugning our school furniture? Because our furniture is built to the highest standards, and will accommodate even the most gargantuan of students.

But if you insist Fatty, I can order you in something special. It will be in later onto today.

*Gets up and has another quick shimmy around the pole*

Oh, are you still here?

(OOC Sorry, she really is like this. Social rules happen to other people.)