Popular Mechanics, Tuesday, June 9, 2015

[momslilassassin]

"Right, so this weekend was probably a little awkward for some of you," Ben said, lounging against a table surrounded by all kinds of boxes, lumber, metal...and weirdly, clothing in various sizes. "So today I want you to make yourself an emergency kit for this sorts of weird weekends. Include clothing in various sizes, a note to yourself in case it's a weekend where everyone's lost their memories, an emergency phone--and instructions on how to use it--and any other supplies you might need."

He smiled. "I should warn you that while I've been here, I've been turned into a pony, fought carnivorous fish, and been small, a girl, really old, and an heir to a diamond mine, so there's a lot of ground to cover. After you've stocked your box and rigged it to your fingerprints--I'll handwavily show you how to do that part--prepare to give a small presentation about what you packed and why."