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fandomhigh2015-06-03 03:59 pm
sith_happened) wrote in fandomhigh2015-06-03 03:59 pm
Pointy End AWAY From You, June 3, 2015
Should the students be worried that the Danger Shop that now looked like a forest? Probably, especially when Anakin looked so pleased about everything, which was never, ever a good sign.
Indeed, it would appear Anakin had won this week's class coin toss-- or Obi-Wan was just remarkably good at hiding a smirk behind his beard. (He was. He really was.) "Today," he said, "We thought we would familiarize you with the axe."
"Specifically the battle axe," Anakin said, "but as we are not stupid people who immigrated from the Outer Rim last week, we are not going to have you hacking at actual people. Thus, trees."
Oh, your poor shoulders. Preemptively.
"While it is not quite the same as wielding one in battle, it will give you a chance to get used to the weight and heft of such a weapon," Obi-Wan said. He glanced towards Anakin. "In the spirit of friendly competition, we will be keeping tally of how many trees you manage to fell."
"The winner does not have to run a lap around the pretend Preserve!" Wow, Anakin, what an amazing prize.
"...We are still debating what the winner will receive," Obi-Wan said. Pointedly.
Anakin gave him a grin in return. "Physical activity is important."
"Let's see how the students do with this particular exercise first, shall we?"
And then if they weren't tired enough yet, they could make them run laps. Honestly, Anakin.
Indeed, it would appear Anakin had won this week's class coin toss-- or Obi-Wan was just remarkably good at hiding a smirk behind his beard. (He was. He really was.) "Today," he said, "We thought we would familiarize you with the axe."
"Specifically the battle axe," Anakin said, "but as we are not stupid people who immigrated from the Outer Rim last week, we are not going to have you hacking at actual people. Thus, trees."
Oh, your poor shoulders. Preemptively.
"While it is not quite the same as wielding one in battle, it will give you a chance to get used to the weight and heft of such a weapon," Obi-Wan said. He glanced towards Anakin. "In the spirit of friendly competition, we will be keeping tally of how many trees you manage to fell."
"The winner does not have to run a lap around the pretend Preserve!" Wow, Anakin, what an amazing prize.
"...We are still debating what the winner will receive," Obi-Wan said. Pointedly.
Anakin gave him a grin in return. "Physical activity is important."
"Let's see how the students do with this particular exercise first, shall we?"
And then if they weren't tired enough yet, they could make them run laps. Honestly, Anakin.
Sign in 6/3
Listen to the lecture
Chop down trees!
Talk to Anakin, Obi-Wan or Soren
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Visibly disappointed.
She was also at least a foot taller than usual and shaped like a large, well muscled man.
Hopefully that wasn't considered cheating.
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Actually, scratch that, he had a pretty good suspicion as to why.
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Probably.
... It depended on his mood. But that's why he had Anakin around to be the bad cop.
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