Art of BS, Thursday, April 25, 2014, 4th period

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"Hey gang," Josh said, passing out exam packets. "It's been real. Won't say real what because we're in a class about bullshitting and I'm sure you're all finishing the joke in your head anyway. Here's your exam, good luck to those graduating or running from the law or whatever other reasons you might have for fleeing this island. Everyone else, I'll see in the fall."

With that he sat back down at his desk and starting working on a crossword puzzle.

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Ready to bullshit!

Question 1

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Write the opening blurb for a Fandom High pamphlet that makes the place sound intriguing in a good way!

Question 2

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You've been found in the common room completely covered in Nutella. Explain yourself!

Question 3

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Every teacher has turned into an animal over Parents' Weekend. Explain to your family how this is Totally Normal. For Real.

Question 4

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You have just won a Major Award! Probably is, you should have won it last year when Clearly Unqualified Guy did instead. Make a passive-aggressive speech without it being super obvious how pissed you are.

Question 5

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You are leaving a Very Important Meeting and instead of going out the door, you have walked into the closet.

And everyone in the room knows it.

How do you deal?

OOC

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Question 5 has absolutely happened. It was...not a great day.

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Travis Coates

Re: Question 1

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Boredom! Dullness! Laziness! Apathy!

Got your attention? Okay, if you wanna experience all the above mentioned feelings, you go ahead and find your way to public schools. If you want something else, something bigger, something better, you gotta come here. There's adventure around every corner, insanity living under the bed (in a good way!), and a gorgeous landscape to experience it all in.

Also? Free food.

Re: Question 2

[theheadkid.livejournal.com]

Uh.

Travis rubbed his chin. "Nutella fight!" Easy enough.

Re: Question 3

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Travis started writing.

Oh, it's just one of those things, you know? Remember how Dad's socks disappeared into the laundry that one time? It's like that. It just happens and then everything goes back to normal! Look how cute they are!

Re: Question 5

[theheadkid.livejournal.com]

I'd laugh and laugh and laugh and then pull out something from the closet. Maybe a coat and toss it on and run some fingers through my hair and act like I just wanted that coat to make myself look even better than I already do!

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Edward Kenway

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Kathy Li

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Johnny Storm

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Fandom High: Class is just the first lesson.

Re: Question 2

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Blame a gremlin bite.

Re: Question 3

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"Hey, sis, I light on fire, you turn invisible. Sometimes people here turn into animals. What up?"

Re: Question 4

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You know, it's such an honor to even be nominated. I thought doing so two years in a row was unthinkable, but now I've won and it's actually much better than just being nominated. To my fellow nominees, when you get to this point, you'll see that all of the struggle to get here is put into perspective. It helps make you who you are and I wouldn't trade my journey here for anything."

"Well, maybe for another win, but seriously..."

Re: Question 5

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I walk back out wearing somebody's coat. It's mine now.