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fandomhigh2014-10-26 11:53 pm
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How to be a Hired Gun/Mercenary
Today the class would find themselves on top of a building of rather busy futuristic cityscape.
"Considering the sucky way you tried to get out of jail the last time, I hope you tiào pín mǔqīn de gǒu yòng sāntiáo tuǐ1 can survive this," Jayne said lighting up his cigar.
And no. He was not going to talk about him wearing a dress last week. Suck it.
"You guys got busted out of the jail. Now you need to avoid the law and get to safe house which is clearly marked on this path. You'll be chased by the law and the military. You'll need to jump around a bit but I'm sure you're up to the task."
He pressed a button and an arrow pointed the students in the right direction.
"If you get back successfully? I'll give you booze."
How's that for incentive kids?
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1 Hopping motherless dogs with three legs
"Considering the sucky way you tried to get out of jail the last time, I hope you tiào pín mǔqīn de gǒu yòng sāntiáo tuǐ1 can survive this," Jayne said lighting up his cigar.
And no. He was not going to talk about him wearing a dress last week. Suck it.
"You guys got busted out of the jail. Now you need to avoid the law and get to safe house which is clearly marked on this path. You'll be chased by the law and the military. You'll need to jump around a bit but I'm sure you're up to the task."
He pressed a button and an arrow pointed the students in the right direction.
"If you get back successfully? I'll give you booze."
How's that for incentive kids?
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1 Hopping motherless dogs with three legs
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Lecture!
Run!
Finish Line.
"So apparently the mǔqīn tuófēng xiǎo gǒu1 at the office won't let me buy your booze. So... enjoy the academic experience."
Sorry kids!
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1 Mother humping puppies.
Weird Girl
She's probably pretty good at running.
Jayne
OOC:
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Look, Sparkle had short legs. Short legs. How was he supposed to pull this off?
Maybe he'd just piss on somebody's shoes if they thought even for a second that the cranky corgi was somehow guilty of a crime.
Re: OOC:
But Sparkle doesn't know Chinese, and he can't talk anyway, so Sparkle's SOL.
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