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fandomhigh2014-08-13 08:51 am
raspberryturk) wrote in fandomhigh2014-08-13 08:51 am
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Everything's a Weapon, Wednesday, Period 1
Reno looked maybe a bit puzzled as he waited for students to file into the Danger Shop today.
You know. A tiny bit.
"So, we were supposed to go to Disneyland today. There was this whole thing with squeaky hammers we were gonna do, and it would've been awesome. But then I got to thinking that maybe an amusement park would be in shitty taste after, you know, what went on this weekend."
Which he'd managed to totally miss, and he was going to be sour about that forever, yes.
"But, and it figures this is gonna happen on the last class I have with you guys, the Danger Shop's bein' a bit of a shit. It's stuck on some kind of bumper car sim. And then I tried to load up one of the enemies I had planned for you, and... well..."
He hit a few buttons, and the bumper car arena shimmered into view. Frozen in place all around them were various monsters (and a few drunken bar patrons) that they'd already gone up against over the course of the semester. Gnomes, sahagins, coeurls, one big plush dragon who was carrying a bumper car away in its talons, looking like it would probably be back for more.
"Look, I don't even friggin' know. I don't have time to reprogram it now, so you might as well just... Whatever?"
Hop in a bumper car and mow over some monsters-of-the-week?
Meh, not Reno's problem.
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You know. A tiny bit.
"So, we were supposed to go to Disneyland today. There was this whole thing with squeaky hammers we were gonna do, and it would've been awesome. But then I got to thinking that maybe an amusement park would be in shitty taste after, you know, what went on this weekend."
Which he'd managed to totally miss, and he was going to be sour about that forever, yes.
"But, and it figures this is gonna happen on the last class I have with you guys, the Danger Shop's bein' a bit of a shit. It's stuck on some kind of bumper car sim. And then I tried to load up one of the enemies I had planned for you, and... well..."
He hit a few buttons, and the bumper car arena shimmered into view. Frozen in place all around them were various monsters (and a few drunken bar patrons) that they'd already gone up against over the course of the semester. Gnomes, sahagins, coeurls, one big plush dragon who was carrying a bumper car away in its talons, looking like it would probably be back for more.
"Look, I don't even friggin' know. I don't have time to reprogram it now, so you might as well just... Whatever?"
Hop in a bumper car and mow over some monsters-of-the-week?
Meh, not Reno's problem.
[Open!]