http://brainfreediet.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] brainfreediet.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2014-07-25 07:09 am
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Sports, Friday, Period 1, Danger Shop

Hey, you were in the Danger Shop today. Why? Because it was easier to get somebody to program some air hockey tables than it was to order three of them. Also, cheaper.

"You guys know the four classical elements, right? Fire, water, air, earth," Flash said. If that seemed like a fancy thing for him to mention, then you failed to consider what kinds of cartoons he watched when he was young. The fifth element was Heart and it got you a pet monkey. The power is yours. "Well, hockey has three of those: Ice hockey, floor hockey, and air hockey. Unfortunately, we don't have the insurance to play fire hockey." Did that joke work? DID IT?

"It's the middle of summer, so we're not playing ice hockey," Flash said. "And we don't really have enough people to play a good game of floor hockey. But air hockey is one-on-one. The basic idea is that you take the paddle, hit the puck, get it into the goal. The other hockeys are pretty much the same thing at a larger scale. And with fewer air jets."
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[identity profile] brainfreediet.livejournal.com 2014-07-25 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Like a hockey player: banged up and/or missing teeth.

Listen to the Lecture

[identity profile] brainfreediet.livejournal.com 2014-07-25 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
The four elemental hockeys joke is blatantly stolen from John Hodgman in our world. In 616 Marvel, I declare that Flash made it up.

PLAY BALL!

[identity profile] brainfreediet.livejournal.com 2014-07-25 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
AIr hockey has no ball.

Play each other and have some fun out there!

Talk to Flash

[identity profile] brainfreediet.livejournal.com 2014-07-25 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe discuss how to build a human scale air hockey table. He can't help, but he'd be supportive.

OOC

[identity profile] brainfreediet.livejournal.com 2014-07-25 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
This has been a very strange week.
spin_kick_snap: Kang Min Kyung as Kathy/Banzai (Fallen)

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[personal profile] spin_kick_snap 2014-07-25 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Kathy Li
spin_kick_snap: Kang Min Kyung as Kathy/Banzai (Giggles)

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[personal profile] spin_kick_snap 2014-07-25 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...Well, Kathy laughed at the joke. But then, Kathy's sense of humor ran towards the dad-joke end of the spectrum, so it probably wasn't the assurance the joke was funny that it might otherwise have been.
spin_kick_snap: Kang Min Kyung as Kathy/Banzai (Awww maaaaaan)

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[personal profile] spin_kick_snap 2014-07-25 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Kathy was happy to practice until a partner came along. Apparently her super-speed did not translate over to having awesome air hockey reflexes or anything.

Boo.

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Four
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