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Ben Skywalker ([personal profile] momslilassassin) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2014-06-17 12:14 pm
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Practical Mechanics [Tuesday, June 17, 2014]

If Ben was looking a little weirded out today, well, hearing about your grandkid's sex life on the radio'll do that.

Thanks, Cade.

"Well, today's the last day of class, and I promised you some explosions," he said, "so suit up."

"Yes, the suits are hot. Yes, they're uncomfortable. But I'm trying to not get you all blown up today, so put 'em on or you can stand over there and play with vinegar and baking soda and make paper volcanoes and pretend like it's astral," Ben threatened.

After everyone was suited up to his satisfaction, Ben led them through some basic bomb defusing techniques because what Ben felt was a practical application of mechanics was heavily influenced by his whacked-out life.

"Okay, you can either stick with this or go over to the last area and make rockets," he said with a grin. "I'll be teaching another round of this stuff next session. Hopefully I'll see some of you again."

Via bribing them with explosives today, apparently...

Re: Sign in [6/17]

[identity profile] halfbad.livejournal.com 2014-06-17 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
Nathan Byrn

Re: Sign in [6/17]

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2014-06-17 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
Barry Ween

Re: Set off a volcano!

[identity profile] halfbad.livejournal.com 2014-06-17 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, this was going to be Nathan's activity for today. He wasn't getting near the advanced stuff because he knew that just would not end well with his lack of reading and all.

Re: Sign in [6/17]

[identity profile] pasunereveuse.livejournal.com 2014-06-17 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Celia Bowen

Re: Disarm a bomb!

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2014-06-17 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wait," Barry said in the middle of disarming the bomb. "Can't i just let this go off to enjoy the explosion?"

Re: Disarm a bomb!

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2014-06-17 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Barry sighed and went back to work disarming the bomb. "Maybe I just have a skewed view of what's considered fun."

Re: Sign in [6/17]

[identity profile] fly-so-serious.livejournal.com 2014-06-17 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Joker Moreau

Re: Listen to the lecture [6/17]

[identity profile] fly-so-serious.livejournal.com 2014-06-17 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Joker regretted putting on the suit long before he was finished. It was heavy, and each additional piece just made it heavier. He didn't know for sure how much weight he could carry without breaking... but he was pretty sure the suit was well over his limit.

With a wistful sigh -- because defusing a bomb -- he began taking it off again.

Re: Set off a volcano!

[identity profile] fly-so-serious.livejournal.com 2014-06-17 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oooooh, fizzy," Joker snarked as he set off his volcano. "This is sooooooo exciting, and not at all something I did back in second grade! Awesome!"

Re: Rockets!

[identity profile] fly-so-serious.livejournal.com 2014-06-17 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Rockets!

Joker made a bunch of them, to make up for getting stuck with the volcano, and had a blast setting them off.

Re: Sign in [6/17]

[identity profile] nobloodymessiah.livejournal.com 2014-06-17 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Eleanor Lamb

Re: Listen to the lecture [6/17]

[identity profile] nobloodymessiah.livejournal.com 2014-06-17 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Eleanor wasn't scared of many things, but -- given her father's fate -- she had a strong, lingering dislike of bombs.

So she was going to frown and disrobe again. Maybe the rockets would be properly entertaining.