Maybe there was some other, more different, less decapitatey kind of guillotine out there that Evan just hadn't heard of before? Or maybe this was just some kind of jo- oh. No. There was the giant blade with the diagonal cutting edge and everything.

"This is not okay."

He'd probably just cut his own foot off if he tried to break it by dropping it or something, wouldn't he? That was a Danger Shop blade and not something that crazy-French-Batman had brought in from outside, right?