http://professor-lyman.livejournal.com/ (![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
professor-lyman.livejournal.com) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
fandomhigh2014-02-13 01:50 pm
professor-lyman.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomhigh2014-02-13 01:50 pm
Plus We Have a Motorcade [Thursday, February 13, 2014, 1st period]
Josh was about to open his mouth when a familiar voice began singing: "Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, a thingie made of clay--" complete with a clanging bell.
Josh stared at the...nothing that was there. "Wow, talk about the wrong holiday. Also, hugely tonedeaf."
If anyone else noticed it sounded like the voice of a certain Dean of Students, well...Josh wasn't going to stop them.
"Right. One of the many, many benefits of being stupidly stinking rich is that if you give a presidential candidate enough money during a campaign, he or she might appoint you to be the ambassador to some totally awesome country like England, France, or the Bahamas," Josh said. "The problem is that the Senate approves ambassadorial appointments and they will ask you important questions like 'Have you ever been there in your entire life?' and 'Can you find it on a map?' These are questions that you should, frankly, know the answers to."
He pointed to a student. "Right then. Give me a country you'd want to be the ambassador to if you had a gazillion dollars and three questions you think they'd ask you about it."
Josh stared at the...nothing that was there. "Wow, talk about the wrong holiday. Also, hugely tonedeaf."
If anyone else noticed it sounded like the voice of a certain Dean of Students, well...Josh wasn't going to stop them.
"Right. One of the many, many benefits of being stupidly stinking rich is that if you give a presidential candidate enough money during a campaign, he or she might appoint you to be the ambassador to some totally awesome country like England, France, or the Bahamas," Josh said. "The problem is that the Senate approves ambassadorial appointments and they will ask you important questions like 'Have you ever been there in your entire life?' and 'Can you find it on a map?' These are questions that you should, frankly, know the answers to."
He pointed to a student. "Right then. Give me a country you'd want to be the ambassador to if you had a gazillion dollars and three questions you think they'd ask you about it."