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thefearwasreal ([personal profile] thefearwasreal) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2013-09-20 03:15 am
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Better Living Through Technology [First Period, Thurs]

Today Oz's class found themselves on a ship. A pirate ship to be more exact. Apparently Oz was running with things today. Of course given the size of the class the ship had been scaled down until it was more of a pirate boat.

"Ahoy, lads," Oz greeted them. "Back before we had such new fangled contraptions as jetplanes or portals, if ye wanted to cross the seven seas ye had to find yerself a berth on a ship such as this. If ye wanted to actually cross one instead of jest hugging the shore, ye needed to make sure ye had charts, and compasses, and astrolabes and timepieces, lest ye lose your way. But ye also had more dangers, ye might became becalmed if ye didn't have wind in ye sails or worse ye might be attacked by pirates and privateers."

"Of course, today we be the pirates, intent on loot and plunder," Oz gestured to a ship in the distance using a cutlass. He was really running with things today. "But do not be worried ye might be pillaging innocents, that thar ship be filled with some of the most heartless soulless scum of the Earth. Venture capitalists. I also be hear they be kicking puppies in their spare time."

"Now weigh anchor, and give chase."
selfhelphero: ([pos] laughing from afar)

Re: Sign In - BLT [03]

[personal profile] selfhelphero 2013-09-19 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Billy Kaplan
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Re: Listen to Oz - BLT [03]

[personal profile] selfhelphero 2013-09-19 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Was it wrong to laugh at a teacher if they were clearly enjoying themselves? Billy wished more people would run with stuff like this, especially when it was something fun like pirates.