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The Philosophy of Food | Wednesday, 3rd Period

Hannibal pulled the chair to one side of the desk at the front of the room and sat; the desk itself had a number of dishes on it, each neatly covered or cloth-napkin-draped. He waited until he had the right number of students seated in front of him, then nodded and stood.

"Good afternoon. I am Dr. Lecter; this is The Philosophy of Food. I trust you are all in the correct place." He passed out a syllabus and waved at the rigid setup of the students' desks as he walked. "You may sit in neat rows if you like, or bring a chair forward if you would prefer. Or you may sit on the floor or wander the room; whatever makes you comfortable, so long as you pay attention." You could tell a lot about people from how they chose to interact with their space.

"You will not need to take any notes, although you may do so if you choose. As you can see, there will be a final project, no exams or quizzes. I have only two requirements for classes: one, you must participate." He indicated the food. "You may choose to eat or decline anything presented here. You may choose to eat none of it; while I might be disappointed, it will in no way affect your grade. However, you must have opinions and speak them; possibly be prepared to defend them." He waited a moment to make sure they got it, then nodded.

"The second rule – there will be no judging. There will undoubtedly be things you do not think of as edible, or even that you may have a cultural or religious bias against. There may be practices in the raising or creation of food which you may find objectionable. I expect you to say just that, and to be prepared to explain why. There will be no use of the term 'disgusting', no 'ew's or 'gross'es." He frowned. "That will affect your grade if I hear it, and quite negatively."

He sat back in the chair, hands folded. "Now, introductions I believe are traditional, but I would appreciate a little more as well. Please tell me your name, and any allergies – food or otherwise – and dietary restrictions you may have. It is my goal to make you think about your food and to expand your horizons, not to kill you from anaphylaxis." Though he did have medicines just in case; he'd never lost a student unintentionally yet, and had no plans of starting now.

Sign in!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be afraid! He doesn't bite.

Introduce yourself!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Name, allergies, and objections

Talk to Hannibal/Try the food!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Once everyone's introduced, he&'ll take the covers off all this.

"Everything here is considered food by someone, and considered inedible by someone else. Please, taste whatever you like and offer us your opinions. Do you consider these things food or not food? More importantly, why?"

Image (http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/never_dull/64879222/2115/2115_original.jpg)
Fried tarantulas, about hand-sized (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_spider%5D)

Image (http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/never_dull/64879222/1366/1366_original.jpg)
Homemade head cheese (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_cheese)

Image (http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/never_dull/64879222/1782/1782_original.jpg)
Huitlacoche, "corn smut" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_smut), with homemade salsa verde and tortillas

Image (http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/never_dull/64879222/1074/1074_original.jpg)
Durian fruit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian)

Image (http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/never_dull/64879222/742/742_original.jpg)Big macs

Image (http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/never_dull/64879222/427/427_original.jpg)Ethically raised organic pork, home-smoked to bacon

Image (http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/never_dull/64879222/901/901_original.png)
Organic coffee from a small roastery, vacuum-brewed, with nice coffee cups and organic sugar and cream

Image (http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/never_dull/64879222/2011/2011_original.jpg)
Sherry, complete with tiny wine glasses. (http://www.coolvines.com/wines/549632541236/El-Maestro-Sierra-Pedro-Ximenez%5D)

Ask questions, try some, (just don't be rude)!
Edited 2013-07-10 16:18 (UTC)

OOC

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Here, have naked Mads!

Re: OOC

[identity profile] callmemavy.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Mavis: dgasjghdasjghdsajdghaskjdhg YUUUUUUUM FRIED TARANTULAS ILU DR. LECTER!

Me: LJ's rich-text formatting is being a dick and turned your LJ cut into the escape characters ( & lt ; = < etc. ) instead of the html, so the cut sadly didn't work.

Re: OOC

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Gah! It looks fine on mine, but I'll take a look and see if I can reformat it. Thanks for letting me know.

Also yay for someone liking the bugs! :D

Re: Sign in!

[identity profile] callmemavy.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Mavis Dracula

Who bites. But only if you ask nicely.

...And want to risk her father devouring your head.

Re: OOC

[identity profile] callmemavy.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup, that worked!

Re: OOC

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! (Also, realised I forgot to put his intro for the food in his comment. D'oh! I'll get the hang of it eventually.)
suitably_heroic: (dsp: fear the jacket)

Re: Sign in!

[personal profile] suitably_heroic 2013-07-10 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Atton Rand

Doesn't bite, might just beat you at pazaak instead.

Re: Introduce yourself!

[identity profile] callmemavy.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
The questions made perfect sense to Mavis; she'd asked them often enough herself for room service purposes when people checked into the hotel.

"I'm Mavis Dracula. Allergic to garlic. And sunshine, but I don't know anybody who can eat that."

She glanced around the room with interest, because hey, she could always be wrong.

It occurred to her that maybe she should mention the not drinking human blood thing, but then, what vampire did, anymore? Naaah.

Re: Talk to Hannibal/Try the food!

[identity profile] callmemavy.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"Holy rabies, fried tarantulas!"

Mavis would try not to devour them all. She didn't want to be rude.
suitably_heroic: (lsp: ahhhh!)

Re: Introduce yourself!

[personal profile] suitably_heroic 2013-07-10 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Like Atton paid enough attention to what he ate to figure out whether he was allergic to anything. "Atton Rand," he said, leaning back in his chair. "No allergies. Unless you're serving Hutt, but I don't think that's a big thing around here."
shippedtomaine: (The poisoned apple is in another castle)

Re: Sign in!

[personal profile] shippedtomaine 2013-07-10 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Emma Swan

Does bite, but only if it'll be more effective than punching.
shippedtomaine: (I am vexed by something down there)

Re: Introduce yourself!

[personal profile] shippedtomaine 2013-07-10 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Emma Swan. No allergies I know of." She'd probably be dead by now if she did have any.

Re: Sign in!

[identity profile] rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Rilla Blythe

Doesn't bite, but has a toddler in daycare who does.

Re: Introduce yourself!

[identity profile] rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm Rilla Blythe," Rilla began a little shyly, "I'm not allergic to anything as far as I know, and I eat most normal food."

Beat.

"Meat, potatoes, vegetables, and sometimes even pizza!"

Pizza was very exotic when you were from 1916.

Re: Talk to Hannibal/Try the food!

[identity profile] rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, Mavis. Rilla was just going to sit here and stare at you.

"...ew."
shippedtomaine: (I can side-eye and nom simulataneously)

Re: Talk to Hannibal/Try the food!

[personal profile] shippedtomaine 2013-07-10 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, apart from those spiders, Emma couldn't really say she hadn't already been been served worse over the years, and even then frying made just about anything taste better.

That fruit smelled rank though.

Re: Introduce yourself!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Dracula? And those were certainly interesting allergies. Well, at least maybe he would have something in common with this one. He should have made the blood pudding after all.

Hannibal nodded. "So far as I'm aware, sunshine is only food for plants, though I would be interested to be proved wrong." He looked over the food. "There is no garlic in today's food, at least of what I've prepared. I make no promises for the mass-produced...whatever that is." He waved at the Big Mac.

Re: Introduce yourself!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"Since I'm uncertain what 'hutt' is, I have no idea. Is that a meat or a dish?" Hannibal was always interested to try new things.

Re: Introduce yourself!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Good to know." Hannibal nodded at her. "I hope you will be adventurous enough to try some things out of your comfort zone, in that case."

Re: Introduce yourself!

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, there was nothing wrong with a limited palate if you were willing to experiment. And this was a very good introduction to the class.

Hannibal looked her over. "Tell me, what makes you consider those 'normal' food? What would a food have to be, for you to consider it normal?"
suitably_heroic: (dsp: thoughtful)

Re: Introduce yourself!

[personal profile] suitably_heroic 2013-07-10 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's an extremely smelly species of fat slug-shaped underworld bosses," Atton said casually.

Re: Introduce yourself!

[identity profile] callmemavy.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"I can smell it when it's there, trust me." Mavis shuddered. "I'm not gonna eat any by accident."

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