Junior Achievers Club, Wednesday (after classes)

[selfhelphero]

Anyone who arrived at the Danger Shop for this week's club meeting would find a friendly note on the door, in hopefully legible handwriting:

The Junior Achievers Club has been
CANCELLED
this week so everyone can recover from this weekend's weirdness.
See you next week!

[Your club-runners are exhausted and possibly still drunk. We shall reconvene next week!]