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fandomhigh2012-06-07 01:46 am
locointhecoco) wrote in fandomhigh2012-06-07 01:46 am
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Adventures Through History, Thursday, period 2
Students entering class today would find the Danger Shop set up as a giant, prehistoric marshland, filled with towering trees, primordial fog, and dragonflies the size of predatory birds. Pinkie stood proudly on a small, lumpy island in the midst of it all, looking pleased as punch.
"Welcome back, everypony! To the Stone Age!"
Look, just humor her, okay?
"The Stone Age is the really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really --" *GASP!* "-- really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really early age of history for humans, back when they all rode around on giant dragon-y things named dinosaurs and made garbage disposals out of pigmy elephants! But riding around on dinosaurs is way more fun than cleaning kitchens, so that's what we're going to do, today! Come on out, Patty!"
The island Pinkie was standing on suddenly started shaking, and then grew -- and grew and grew and grew and grew, then seemed to sprout eyes and a nose and a really, really, really long neck, with Pinkie still on top.
"THIS IS PATTY!" she shouted down at the class. "SHE'S A BRONTOSAURUS, WHICH ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET IS THE VERY BEST DINOSAUR TO HAVE! I THINK 'CAUSE SHE'S SO BIG AND SHE SELLS GASOLINE!" She jumped back and slid down Patty's neck not unlike she was surfing down a giant wave, landing on Patty's damp back, where a saddle could be seen. "We have all sorts of dinosaurs in here," she said, "all set for you to ride on! See what kind you can find, and then take a trip around the Stone Age! Last one to the mountain's a rotten dimetrodon egg!" And Patty started lumbering off, her tail dragging on the ground behind her, pushing trees aside with her massive feet to reveal the shape of a craggy mountain in the distance.
Better get dinosaur hunting.
[ooc: OCD iscoming DINOSAURS]
"Welcome back, everypony! To the Stone Age!"
Look, just humor her, okay?
"The Stone Age is the really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really --" *GASP!* "-- really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really early age of history for humans, back when they all rode around on giant dragon-y things named dinosaurs and made garbage disposals out of pigmy elephants! But riding around on dinosaurs is way more fun than cleaning kitchens, so that's what we're going to do, today! Come on out, Patty!"
The island Pinkie was standing on suddenly started shaking, and then grew -- and grew and grew and grew and grew, then seemed to sprout eyes and a nose and a really, really, really long neck, with Pinkie still on top.
"THIS IS PATTY!" she shouted down at the class. "SHE'S A BRONTOSAURUS, WHICH ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET IS THE VERY BEST DINOSAUR TO HAVE! I THINK 'CAUSE SHE'S SO BIG AND SHE SELLS GASOLINE!" She jumped back and slid down Patty's neck not unlike she was surfing down a giant wave, landing on Patty's damp back, where a saddle could be seen. "We have all sorts of dinosaurs in here," she said, "all set for you to ride on! See what kind you can find, and then take a trip around the Stone Age! Last one to the mountain's a rotten dimetrodon egg!" And Patty started lumbering off, her tail dragging on the ground behind her, pushing trees aside with her massive feet to reveal the shape of a craggy mountain in the distance.
Better get dinosaur hunting.
[ooc: OCD is