http://halfman-lion.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] halfman-lion.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2012-03-19 10:16 am
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Basic Strategy, Monday, Period 4

The students were directed to meet outside in a field near the school today, Tyrion not wanting to waste the mild spring weather. The observant might notice two sets of shelves off to the side; one was full of pillows, the other of cream pies.

"Welcome to the brave wide world of outside. Today we're starting a unit on military strategy," he said cheerfully. "We'll begin by exploring the pros and cons of different weapons." He went through a reasonably detailed brief description of swords, shields, and arrows, concluding by handing out a flier showing many different kinds of blades.

"As this is a strategic class," he finished, "and as I am not actually insane enough to set you on each other with weapons, we're shifting to a different kind of weapon for the class activity." He gestured to divide the group roughly in half.

"This side of you will get pillows, this side pies. You have ten minutes now to swap sides if you wish to be a traitor, to elect generals, to don armor" --- and there he gestured to a rack of rain ponchos -- "and to otherwise plan your strategy. When the time is up, we go to war. You're out when you get hit in the head at all, or in the chest hard enough to stagger you. Be honest. The team with the most people standing at the end is the winner."

He glanced across the group. "Begin ... now."

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[identity profile] unburnt-queen.livejournal.com 2012-03-19 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Daenerys Targaryen - Team Pillows!

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[identity profile] wesleynotponcy.livejournal.com 2012-03-19 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, team pies

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[identity profile] wesleynotponcy.livejournal.com 2012-03-19 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Wesley thought that this actually sounded rather fun, and his brain started whirring thoughtfully with strategies as soon as Tyrion began the explanation.

Though he did hope, glancing down at the chair, that 'left standing' wasn't meant to be taken literally in his case. That might present some difficulty.
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[personal profile] abitlowkey 2012-03-19 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Loki Laufeyson - Team pillows

Re: Prepare for War - Team Pie [3/19]

[identity profile] wesleynotponcy.livejournal.com 2012-03-19 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Right," said Wesley. "It's probably best that I not, ah, actually participate in the fighting, given my..." He trailed off and just gestured to the chair. "But I'm more than happy to shuttle additional ammunition--" yes, he meant pies -- "to whoever needs it, if you'd like?"
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[personal profile] momslilassassin 2012-03-19 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Ben Skywalker - team pies!

Mm, pie.
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Re: Prepare for War - Team Pie [3/19]

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2012-03-19 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Maybe we could set up some kind of launching device?" Ben offered. "You being relatively stationary would be a benefit, then."
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[personal profile] walkswithcoyote 2012-03-19 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Mercy Thompson - Team Pillows
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[personal profile] walkswithcoyote 2012-03-19 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"We need to wallop them and wallop them hard," Mercy said. "We can use the pillows to help deflect the pies, too."

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[identity profile] kestrelswolf.livejournal.com 2012-03-19 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Image, Team Pies

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[identity profile] knight-fatali.livejournal.com 2012-03-19 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Seifer Almasy - Team Pillows
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[personal profile] wasthecuteone 2012-03-19 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Petra West - Team Pies!

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[identity profile] aliceseesthings.livejournal.com 2012-03-19 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Alice Cullen -- Team Pillows!

Re: Prepare for War - Team Pillows [3/19]

[identity profile] aliceseesthings.livejournal.com 2012-03-19 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Between the pillows and the rain coats, we're set on armor," Alice said. "So now we need to start figuring out exactly how we're going to wallop them. Hit them just right and out they go."
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[personal profile] wwiii 2012-03-20 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Warren Worthington III - Team Pies!
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[personal profile] walkswithcoyote 2012-03-20 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Exactly," Mercy said with a smile. "Maybe if some of us distract them, the others can get in and wallop."
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[personal profile] glacial_queen 2012-03-20 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Karla--Team Pillows
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[personal profile] glacial_queen 2012-03-20 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Hmmm," Karla said. "Pies are kind of ranged weapons, and they're only good for a few hits. If we can get them to use their pies up, we can get them with pillows while they reload."

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[identity profile] taseredagod.livejournal.com 2012-03-20 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Darcy - team pie!