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fandomhigh2012-03-16 12:50 am
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Leadership, Friday, 3rd Period
Class today was in the Danger Shop... which looked like a casino floor. Yep, Scott was back on his game after last week. Credit that to having plenty of time to think yesterday when he couldn't find his visor or glasses.
"Hey everyone. I figured we'd just go ahead and have some fun today, so I toyed with the shop a little. Welcome to the Summers Casino," Scott said. "You'll all get 100 credits in chips. You can bet them on your own, or you can team up to go for big winnings. And that's where the real fun comes in today."
"The shop will keep track of all your winnings and the top three winning amounts above zero will get special prizes. Whoever brings in the most credits will get an automatic A- for the semester, minimum. You'll be able to raise that grade the rest of the semester, of course, but that will be the lowest grade you can get. Second place will earn a free pass out of any single class period you want, signed by me and available for the rest of the semester. Third place will get an X-Men hat." Scott held up the baseball cap with the X logo on it. It was very snazzy.
"That's enough from me. Go ahead and have some fun."
... Of course, if people payed very close attention to the games, they were the kind of games that took luck to win. The kind of luck that could be carefully programmed not to happen in a controlled environment like this. So there was zero chance of winning anything. The shop was going to cheat at all times, unimpeded by any powers that might be used. Because Scott knew how to program a Danger Room.
... And if they paid close attention to Scott's phrasing, it didn't matter how many chips they ended up with, just how many they won, therefore it would inevitably be a class-wide tie at 0. So, below the threshold for prizes.
Yes, class, Scott blatantly lied to you. You were being taught to pay attention to your surroundings and when to cut your losses in a hopeless situation. Because those chips you started off with? Actually had chocolate inside them. The sooner you recognized the futility, the more chocolate you had.
Real chocolate, too. Not holographic chocolate.
"Hey everyone. I figured we'd just go ahead and have some fun today, so I toyed with the shop a little. Welcome to the Summers Casino," Scott said. "You'll all get 100 credits in chips. You can bet them on your own, or you can team up to go for big winnings. And that's where the real fun comes in today."
"The shop will keep track of all your winnings and the top three winning amounts above zero will get special prizes. Whoever brings in the most credits will get an automatic A- for the semester, minimum. You'll be able to raise that grade the rest of the semester, of course, but that will be the lowest grade you can get. Second place will earn a free pass out of any single class period you want, signed by me and available for the rest of the semester. Third place will get an X-Men hat." Scott held up the baseball cap with the X logo on it. It was very snazzy.
"That's enough from me. Go ahead and have some fun."
... Of course, if people payed very close attention to the games, they were the kind of games that took luck to win. The kind of luck that could be carefully programmed not to happen in a controlled environment like this. So there was zero chance of winning anything. The shop was going to cheat at all times, unimpeded by any powers that might be used. Because Scott knew how to program a Danger Room.
... And if they paid close attention to Scott's phrasing, it didn't matter how many chips they ended up with, just how many they won, therefore it would inevitably be a class-wide tie at 0. So, below the threshold for prizes.
Yes, class, Scott blatantly lied to you. You were being taught to pay attention to your surroundings and when to cut your losses in a hopeless situation. Because those chips you started off with? Actually had chocolate inside them. The sooner you recognized the futility, the more chocolate you had.
Real chocolate, too. Not holographic chocolate.

Sign In
Listen to the Lecture
There has to be a twist. Or two.
The Summers Casino
Roulette
Blackjack
Poker
Slots
A win will always be that next pull, though. Never this one. Have fun losing your chips!
Craps
You will still lose every time.
Afterwards
"I hope everyone realized the trick eventually. There was absolutely zero percent chance of winning. It was programmed that way. But if you check out your remaining chips, you'll notice that you can pull them apart and there's chocolate inside. That's your reward for cutting your losses early. I hope you can enjoy them."
Talk to Scott
Talk to the TAs
OOC
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Of course Cara didn't have much of a taste for chocolate either, so it's not like that did her much good.
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It took a few rounds for him to figure out that that wasn't going to happen, which strangely enough was about when he noticed the foil on one of his tokens was beginning to peel away, revealing... chocolate? Sweet.
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Privately, he was annoyed at himself for how long it had taken him to catch on to the setup being a trick. It wasn't like the Scott he knew back home never had fun, of course, but still...
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even in that one episode where everybody gambled but her, so she mostly spent a lot of time wandering around and watching people lose. It was more fun than you'd think.Re: Sign In
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cheatersplayers ever, and so he was more than a little miffed when he was making no progress at all at the game.Re: Sign In
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... And besides, it was easier to kind of hunker down and hide after having it announced on the radio for the whole island to hear that he still had a teddy bear, while he was here at the slot machines.
He didn't seem to be doing so well, though, and so he gave up after a while. Even a small payout probably would have kept him going for a while longer, but this was just frustrating.
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Chocolate, on the other hand? Yeah, he could live with chocolate.
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Of course she'd tried Craft after she'd been losing! Duh.
Re: Roulette
And lose she did. And cheating?
Somehow couldn't happen.
Be careful around the roulette wheel, folks. The ball kept shooting out of the wheel and into the air to stop her from ensuring the win.
Re: Poker
He'd been tempted to try himself.
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Karla pretended to be hurt at that. "You wound me to the quick," she informed him, wearing her best mournful expression. "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
And just as quickly, the sadness evaporated and turned into a small chuckle and an apologetic glance at Warren by the slot machines.
"Yeah. It somehow--" which meant Fandom "--ended up in the bag of soup Warren brought back for dinner."
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Not. Best. Pleased.
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Better than Peter would, but that wasn't a shock.
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Especially with Ender to steal from. Though it was possible that Ben didn't look at his boyfriend's stuff as an extension of his own, the way Karla did with Warren.
"If it's still missing, look for it in the most bizarre place you can think of," she added with a sigh. "It'll probably be there."
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Re: Craps
Chocolate.
He stopped playing, but continued to lose chips. Sweet delicious chips.
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"You don't suppose it messed with Chilly Boulder, do you?"
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Beat.
"Think we should check tomorrow just be sure?"
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