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fandomhigh2005-09-11 11:46 pm
oatmanspatient.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomhigh2005-09-11 11:46 pm
One Sided Conversation
*Stands on Street corner talking into cell phone*
"Seriously, Marcella! What the hell kind of gig is this? I mean I swear to God, the principal looks like she could take out a small country by herself! The guy in charge of housing is a muppet and this strange white ball has been following me around all day!"
"Uh-huh."
"Right."
"Yeah... I've enrolled in some courses. I have no idea about a room assignment... I think that muppet has it in for me. Look... You sure it's a requirement to infiltrate this place first?"
"Uh-huh."
"Right."
"Have you fed my cat? Because it gets hungry later in the evening."
"I don't know. I never looked."
"I respect its privacy."
"Right. Right. Right. Listen... I need you to find out everything you know about Rob Gordon. He owns a record shop. Just... Just find out what you can.
*hangs up phone*
"I need a drink"
"Seriously, Marcella! What the hell kind of gig is this? I mean I swear to God, the principal looks like she could take out a small country by herself! The guy in charge of housing is a muppet and this strange white ball has been following me around all day!"
"Uh-huh."
"Right."
"Yeah... I've enrolled in some courses. I have no idea about a room assignment... I think that muppet has it in for me. Look... You sure it's a requirement to infiltrate this place first?"
"Uh-huh."
"Right."
"Have you fed my cat? Because it gets hungry later in the evening."
"I don't know. I never looked."
"I respect its privacy."
"Right. Right. Right. Listen... I need you to find out everything you know about Rob Gordon. He owns a record shop. Just... Just find out what you can.
*hangs up phone*
"I need a drink"