"Probably not, but since when do I care about legal anyway?" Duce comments. "The fact that the rings don't come off kinda bugs me. Maybe over Christmas we should go back and look up Elvis!Demon and beat him up again. Sober, this time, I think."

Her nose wrinkles, "No pink. It's too bad there's really no place on the island for like, a small farm. I'd go buy you a pony."