E-Mail To Abnormal Psych Students

[romanywitch]

Okay, guys -

I'll be your substitute teacher from now 'til the end of the semester, as Drusilla is no longer employed by Fandom High. Such a shame. Really. Who wised up and tossed her ass to the curb? You can reach me at my voice mail or send an email to jcalendar(@)gmail(.)com.

So let's talk. As far as I can tell, from whatever kind of notes that crazy woman your old teacher left, you guys were about to embark on designing your own psychology experiment. Except I got four of you (out of the thirteen who were actually at class) that ended up turning in essay proposals. Cameron, looks like you're my TA, so you're excused. I know there are some people who didn't show due to illness, and you may end up getting paired with one of them.

Your old teacher may have let you get away with that. I don't know. I'm not your old teacher. So, let's talk. You can either come visit me in my office hours later today and hand in a 100 word proposal, or you can send me a reply letting me know who you're pairing up with, and giving me a 100 word proposal on your topic.

The four of you who gave your old teacher a proposal? You guys have a chance to revise your proposals. Let's not investigate fear. Think happy, people. Shiny, fluffy, happy, and good. You got me?

Now, on to the boring stuff. Attendance records were spotty. Unsurprising, given how completely out of it Drusilla was. So you're all starting off on a clean slate for attendance. Miss a week's worth of classes, and you've got detention. You're all still expected to have turned in or made up the previous homework, though. If you want extra credit, we can talk. I see at least one of you needs to do a special project to make up a bunch of absences and missed work.

Cameron? You still interested in that TA job? You want it? I need a TA who's familiar with what's been going on. And I'm not crazy.

The class schedule is changing as of this week. Actually, I'm given to understand that Drusilla? Had no class schedule. This is a problem. Starting now, we're running classes on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 1 PM. Obviously, since today is Tuesday, I'm not going to make you come in with only a few hours' notice.

If this conflicts with a class that you have, send me an e-mail and include a copy of your class schedule. I'm going to set up an online forum for discussion and you guys can make the interactive part of class up that way.

Here's the class roster as I understand it. Your previous teacher wasn't big on actual proper names either, so if I get it wrong, or ask for additional info, drop me a line.


Addams, Wednesday
Anders, Samuel T. (eta)
Broots, J.C. (eta)
Callisto (eta)
Crane, Jonathan
Darkholme, Raven (aka Mystique) (eta)
Harkness, Jack
Lehane, Faith
Mal Doran, Vala
Malfoy, Draco
Matthews, Paige
Mustang, Roy (eta - up for adoption)
O'Neill, Jack
Osborne, Daniel (eta - up for adoption/dropped)
Sark, Julian
Sawyer, James
St. Clair, Medusa (eta)

Anders - Is this your first name or your last name? Do me a favor and drop me a line.
Bagoas - First name? Last name? I need some more info on you.
Broots - First name? Last name? I need a little help here, guy. (Guy?)
Callisto - I need your last name.
Lady Jessica - I need your last name.
Medusa - I need your last name.
Oz - Hey, Oz, you from Sunnydale? Not many around with that nickname.
Roy - I need your last name.
Mystique - Nice name. I need a last name, though.

ETA: Oh, and guys? Call me Ms. Calendar. Calling me Professor will make me start looking around for some fussy old guy in black robes and a mortarboard.

OOC: All replies will be screened because no one else should be seeing the e-mail responses. Give me a holler if you're actually trying to break into Jenny's computer, though.