History Classes (11-22-05)

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Dewey is less hungover today, but he's also playing with a gigantic ape action figure and a small Polly Pocket figurine.

"GRAARGGH!"

"I love you non-fandom related giant ape creature on a mysterious island!"

"GRAAAAAAAAAARGH!"

East Asian History

Mr. S brings out his guitar and tunes it. "Today, I want to talk about NINJAS!" He strums the guitar and then proceeds to rock out:


Like the shadow serpent
Silence is my veil
yes, and with precision of the cobra
Ninjas kill and leave no trail.

We know ancient stuff
And we have fun, fucking things up
For instance,

In the confusion of a smoke bomb,
I could remove your bra and you wouldn't even notice.
I could jump roof to roof, and get my friends free cable
It's BAD-ASS!

I used my chinese star
to pick the locks and steal your car
Rock & roll

NINJA OF THE NIGHT
NINJA OF THE NIGHT

"So, respond to the song with your thoughts on ninjas and their relationship to samurai in the ancient futile Japanese society."

History of the Ancient World

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