Home Ec : November 15

[mrsvandekamp.livejournal.com]

Hello, everyone. I hope you had a nice weekend. I brought Swedish Pastry Cake if anyone would like some. It has chocolate frosting and a smidge of pickled herring.

In class today, I'd like you all to report on your experiences with the pregnancy vests once you turn them in. I hope it was an enlightening experience for all of you because you carry him for 9 months in your womb, and then he grows up to be selfish little twerp who mows down innocent pedestrians and wants to play slap and tickle with the neighbor boy


Your assignment for Thursday: As you may have heard, that darling Sheriff Lamb has cracked the investigation into Miss Pryde's death wide open! I think it would be lovely to give him a little something to show him our gratitude. Please, using your Home Ec skills, make him a homemade gift to show your appreciation of his great efforts to keep us all safe. You may use any of the resources of the Home Ec Department!

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[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia signed in. Gave a report on the vest incident and then set about looking through books to decide what to make for Sheriff Lamb.

[absolutesnark]

Piper signs in and gives a fake report.

[sakuracchyan.livejournal.com]

Sakura signs in, hands in her report -- including but not limited to arguing with a friend as to why the pregnancy vest served a good cause -- and sits to ponder what to make for Sheriff Lamb. She frowns after a moment.

"Mrs Van De Kamp," she says. "...can I ask you a question?"

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Paige gives in her entirely made up, yet believable report, it's basically about how people stared, her boyfriend totally freaked and it weighted a tonne and was difficult to move in

[cerulean--eyes.livejournal.com]

Boone shrugged and gave an entirely fake report that he made up on the spot. It somehow involved a Fed Ex worker, random strangers, some blonde girl at the beach, and any other element he could think of. It was long, convulated and there were several paradoxes.

[allie-cameron.livejournal.com]

Allie signs in, turns in her fake report and makes a gift for the sheriff.


[her mun *dies* at the assignment, you evil evil woman!]

[mrsvandekamp.livejournal.com]

"Absolutely, dear. How may I help you?"

[mrsvandekamp.livejournal.com]

"Thank you, Maia."

[mrsvandekamp.livejournal.com]

Excellent work you dirty cheater heh heh!

[mrsvandekamp.livejournal.com]

"They are heavy, aren't they? You can't sleep on your stomach, you can't see your feet. Having children takes a toll on your body to be sure. And that's why I am never, ever having another one or I'll carve out my uterus with a rusty fork first."

[mrsvandekamp.livejournal.com]

But what are those strange numbers stamped onto the side of the vest?

[mrsvandekamp.livejournal.com]

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

"Yeah I kept thinking I was going to overbalance or something," she lies