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The Swedish Chef and Schnitzel are both in the cafeteria today. Schnitzel looks like she's in a better mood than usual. And the Chef looks...like the Chef.

Guud Murneeng my leettle-a shellffeesh! Heppy Freedey!

Tudey's Menoo:

-Cheeckee in da beskee (beskee proovided in zee buck)

-PB&J

-Clem Chooder (Red oor Vheete-a)

-Pussoom Soorpreese-a

-Tecu Seled

One of the Chef's other chickens comes into the cafeteria with a cell phone clutched in her beak. The Chef grabs it.

"Hellu? Gunzu! Hoo ere-a yuoo my bloo leettle-a freeend?...Vhet?...Ooh my guudness. Sveet Ursoola, thet's hurreeble-a! Hees vhule-a heed in zee deep fryer?...Vhet dues Kermeet sey?...I understund, I shell be-a zeere-a es suun es I cun!" The Chef hangs up the phone and looks at Das Schnitzel.

"I em needed! I moost gu! Schneetzel, yuoo ere-a in cherge-a ooff zee ceffetereea! Be-a brefe-a my derleeng. Be-a guud tu her stoodents. Bork Bork Bork!"

The Chef bounds off like a superhero, leaving Das Schnitzel in charge of the cafeteria until he comes back.