Guidance Offices: Now Open.

[trulydeath.livejournal.com]

Erm.

*clears her throat*

Hi! I'm Death, and I'm the school's guidance counselor - psychologist-type-thing. I definitely know you all, but I don't think most of you know me.

I promise, despite the name, that I'm totally safe.

So if anyone would like to or needs to talk, my doors are open. Yes, on weekends.

Comments

[swerval_zero]

Miss Death? I don't actually need to talk right now, I'm feeling great, but...*holds out form* Someone said you were that Del girl's big sister? Janet asked me to help her get her library card form filled out properly, but she's worse'n Twitch after he's had three espressos. So, I was hopin' you could help? I'd hate for her to get kicked out of the library.

[make-it-ashes.livejournal.com]

*eyenarrows from the doorway*

Safe like Kevorkian?

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Ahh... Hi.

Do I need to make an appointment? I usually have a therapy session once a week, but my current therapist is... well he and I have issues.

*looks again at Death*

Have we met? Because you look really familiar.