http://halfman-lion.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] halfman-lion.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-09-04 11:17 pm
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Basic Strategy, Monday, Period 4

Class met in the Danger Shop today, which had been set up to look like a dimly lit dungeon, deserted save for a swarm of small, ugly beasts that looked a bit like purple wolves with lizard heads.

"Last week our subject was acknowledging things about ourselves we can't change or forget," Tyrion said without preamble. He was impressed with himself he'd gotten the Danger Shop to work, and it might have shown in his bearing. "This week, we begin a unit on making the best of what you have. You may be strong. You may be clever. You may be lovely to look upon. You may be rich. Unless the gods gave with both hands at your birth, it's unlikely you're all four. It's far more likely you're weak, stupid, ugly or poor -- relatively speaking, of course."

"Your choices are two. You can either concentrate on what you have a gift for and hope it's enough to get you through anything, or you can spend your life trying to master the things you're worst at in hopes of balancing yourself out. All things being equal, and assuming you're being honest with yourself about having tried to improve, I'd say you're usually better off focusing on your skills and making them as good as they can be. A swordsman does not prepare for battle by reading, nor should he, and it makes no more sense for a weakling to spend his days fiddling about with a sword. He might hurt himself."

But -- because this is my class, and I have the right to be perverse sometimes -- today we will start with a single kind of skill, and pretend we're all trying to improve our strength." He pointed to a beast. "Your job is to fight these lovely fellows. They've no ability to speak or reason -- all you can do is find a way to bash your way out of this one. After you've done that, we'll talk some more."

Before he released the class to fight the beasts, he added, "And by the way, Kate Daniels is my assistant now. Bother her if you can't find me."

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[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Kenzi

Re: GENERAL CLASS STUFF [9/05]

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
PURPLE LIZARD WOLVES. WHAT. Where the hell was the exit?!

Re: SIGN IN [9/05]

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Tony Stark

Re: STRENGTH EXERCISE [9/05]

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah crap why didn't she bring a gun why didn't she have Wesley teach her bow and arrows why didn't she have a blowgun why why--

Uninterrupted by her internal flailing, Kenzi was diving for a shield, a club, and reluctantly leaving the bows and arrows to those who actually knew how to use them. Then watching for an opening. Or, you know, someone else to go down so she could run past them. "Niiiice lizard-doggies. Nice."

They were not amenable to flattery. So whapping about as hard as she could with the club, that was it. And she managed to get past one, then two, then... well, the thing bit her on the leg and she went down. "Damnit."
Edited 2011-09-05 04:58 (UTC)

Re: SIGN IN [9/05]

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Bruce Wayne

Default icon, naturally

Re: GENERAL CLASS STUFF [9/05]

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
If Bruce was a bit proud that apparently the gods used both hands for him, it didn't show. He was too busy focusing on the monsters.

Yep. He could take them.
notmyownage: (*rocks out*)

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[personal profile] notmyownage 2011-09-05 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Claudia Donovan
notmyownage: (*is looking away*)

Re: STRENGTH EXERCISE [9/05]

[personal profile] notmyownage 2011-09-05 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Claudia spent awhile dodging and wishing she had her tesla on her. She was really good at dodging, not so much with, like, hitting. The fight seemed to go on forever, in her mind, and was almost entirely made up of being chased around in circles by the little purple beast. Finally, it seemed to get tired of that tactic and made a lunge at her. She dodged -- and shoved it right into a wall.

Well. That wasn't so bad. . . .
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Re: DISCUSSION [9/05]

[personal profile] notmyownage 2011-09-05 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Claudia's hand went up. "Run the hell away." Mostly to get her tesla, or something else she actually knew how to use.

What? She wasn't proud. Running away was totally a legit way to deal with things.

Re: STRENGTH EXERCISE [9/05]

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Bruce didn't bother with any of the weapons. When he saw one of the beasts charging, he just settled into a low stance. When the beast was close enough and lunging for an attack, Bruce stepped to the side and slipped an arm around its neck as he jumped on its back.

Yes, Bruce was putting an angry creature into a sleeper hold. It wasn't the first or last time he would do this to a monstrous animal, because it often proved effective. After a short time in the hold with Bruce weighing it down, the beast dropped to the ground, unconscious and wheezing.

Re: DISCUSSION [9/05]

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm wiry. But not strong. And I think my experience was a lot more filled with fear," Kenzi said, rubbing one arm. "If I'd had an option, I'd have paid somebody else to do that fighting part. Or talked them into it. Find the toughest kid on the playground and make friends with them, my mom always said."

Re: STRENGTH EXERCISE [9/05]

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
"... whoa." Kenzi stared. Did anybody else see that? 'Cause really? Impressive.

Re: DISCUSSION [9/05]

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm strong," Bruce said. "But the real key for me was timing and technique. Strength certainly helped, though."

"But if I had other options? I would have probably escaped if everyone else was able to as well. I'd rather not fight an animal like that unless I had to."

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[identity profile] inaskinnyway.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Susan Sto Helit

Re: STRENGTH EXERCISE [9/05]

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Remember that next time you eye anything on my dresser," Bruce said. Because, yes, he heard that. And he remembered the time in the cabin.

Re: STRENGTH EXERCISE [9/05]

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Kenzi twisted her head until it was sideways, mouth going sideways too, looking like a human Emoticon. "Bruuuce. I would never."

Not now, anyway. Damn.

Re: GENERAL CLASS STUFF [9/05]

[identity profile] inaskinnyway.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Susan fully understood and saw the point of the lecture, but he'd lost her on the activity. While she was curious as to what the wolf lizard things were, she wasn't in any hurry to fight them. It wasn't as if she was ever going to have to fight monsters in her lifetime.

She'd just quietly fade into the background where no one could see her and pull out the book she kept with her. Though to be honest she'd spend most of her time watching the other students in their efforts.
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[personal profile] hasadestiny 2011-09-05 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Lex Luthor

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