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The cafeteria is decked out in Halloween decorations. The room is foggy. A few lucky students might get their ankles grabbed by a few gnomes the Chef has hidden there. Live (muppet) bats were flying around the room. The Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack was playing in a loop. The Chef is dressed like Frank N. Furter from Rocky Horror and Das Schnitzel had chosen to dress as Columbia. Students are welcome to do the Time Warp if they wished. Chef would gladly join them.

Heppy Hellooeee yuoo leettle-a munsters!

Tudey fur loonch ve-a hefe-a:

-Zumbeee-a Zeeti (Is it reel zumbeee-a? Evee I dun't knoo!)

-Poompkeen Peee-a

-Poompkeen Sneck Cekes

-Poompkeen Jooeece-a

Hefe-a a guud dey my leettle-a psychuteec uneemels! Bork Bork Bork!

((Dammit I want those Little Debbie pumpkin snack cakes but nooooo, they don't have them here. Bastards.))

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Duce walks in, groggily. She hears something strange and makes a face. "Pumpkin PEE? Dude. No way. We'll go get coffee at the Perk."

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Ivanova walks into the cafeteria, most definately does not take neither a jump to the left nor a step to the right, still in her now slightly mussed and smudged Wonder Woman costume from the night before.

"Happy Hallowe'en, Chef! Can I have some pumpkin pie? And, hey, why not, some pumpkin juice, too."

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Here-a yuoo gu!
He hands her the pie and juice.

Yuoo luuk fery neece-a tudey. It's neece-a tu see-a stoodents getteeng intu zee huleedey spureet. Get it? Huleedey spureet? Bork Bork Bork!

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Ivanova laughs, more at the accent and the borking than the joke. "Good one, Chef. Thanks about the costume."