http://capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-02-18 09:15 am
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How to Be a Proper Sea Dog [Friday, February 18, 2011]

When the students followed the treasure map (naturally) from the school to its ending point at the dock, they would find a pirate waiting for them as usual.

What wasn't usual was who the pirate was. "Ahoy, mateys!" Jack called from the rigging of the ship warning for random music on the page.... "This is the USS Constellation! She's a beauty, aye? I borrowed her for the day."

If by "borrow" you mean "stole from Baltimore Harbor with a note left behind that said Using for class. Bring it back later. Captain Hook." Jack was so helpful.

"I have but a vague idea of what ye have been learning in a class on how t' be proper sea dogs, so today I will teach you what I feel to be the most effective way t' spend time on a ship that doesn't involve drinking rum. Don't look so disappointed."

He swung down from the rigging. "Everyone grab a rope and get ready to make sail. And sing after me: What do you do with a drunken sailor---"

It was going to be a strange hour, me hearties.

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