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Being a Proper Sea Dog, Friday, Period 3 [Session 5]
Today's class met again on Hook's special simulated ship in the Danger Shop.
He looked positively pleased as peach today, as he tweaked the end of his mustache with his hand while the class gathered.
"Today we will discuss the various methods that are used to discipline unruly and mutinous sailors at sea," Hook said, looking like he enjoyed the subject all too well.
"While you can see the plank off the starboard bow, it is not used as often as you'd think. After all, the discipline is rather... final."
He laughed, thinking this hilarious.
"There's the whip, of course, lashes across the back. Some rather enjoy it, so I hear. There's even special whips with multiple lashes to increase the effectiveness. And the crack of a whip, of course, has a very intimidating sound. We will not, however, be whipping each other in class. I do have to draw the line somewhere."
He then gestured to a chest on the deck, which seems to have a hatch installed in it.
"This is my personal favorite, and an invention of mine. It's called the boo box. The poor soul who thought it good to question my orders is placed inside, then we open the little hatch and drop in various things and say 'boo'!"
He laughed again, today being a rather mirthful class for him.
"Usually various things included scorpions, spiders, rats, and sometimes worse. Depending on what they did, of course. Always make sure the punishment suits the crime, after all!"
He then gestured to a large pile of potatoes that was behind the students, surrounded by basins, benches, and a plethora of potato peelers.
"Today you'll all engage in that old chestnut, peeling potatoes as punishment. Not that you've done anything wrong, but just as an example of course. I can't go about whipping you or making you walk the plank, after all. However, if anyone can come up with a suitably proper punishment that was not discussed today, and propose it to the class, you will not have to peel potatoes and can instead enjoy a relaxing bit of sunbathing under our simulated sun, accompanied by tropical juice drinks. While watching your friends toil away at peeling potatoes. Right, right, there we go. Peel some potatoes, like good students, like good students indeed."
He'd have clapped to get them to go, but obviously he could not.
[ooc:OCD first, plz Class is up and ready to go!]
He looked positively pleased as peach today, as he tweaked the end of his mustache with his hand while the class gathered.
"Today we will discuss the various methods that are used to discipline unruly and mutinous sailors at sea," Hook said, looking like he enjoyed the subject all too well.
"While you can see the plank off the starboard bow, it is not used as often as you'd think. After all, the discipline is rather... final."
He laughed, thinking this hilarious.
"There's the whip, of course, lashes across the back. Some rather enjoy it, so I hear. There's even special whips with multiple lashes to increase the effectiveness. And the crack of a whip, of course, has a very intimidating sound. We will not, however, be whipping each other in class. I do have to draw the line somewhere."
He then gestured to a chest on the deck, which seems to have a hatch installed in it.
"This is my personal favorite, and an invention of mine. It's called the boo box. The poor soul who thought it good to question my orders is placed inside, then we open the little hatch and drop in various things and say 'boo'!"
He laughed again, today being a rather mirthful class for him.
"Usually various things included scorpions, spiders, rats, and sometimes worse. Depending on what they did, of course. Always make sure the punishment suits the crime, after all!"
He then gestured to a large pile of potatoes that was behind the students, surrounded by basins, benches, and a plethora of potato peelers.
"Today you'll all engage in that old chestnut, peeling potatoes as punishment. Not that you've done anything wrong, but just as an example of course. I can't go about whipping you or making you walk the plank, after all. However, if anyone can come up with a suitably proper punishment that was not discussed today, and propose it to the class, you will not have to peel potatoes and can instead enjoy a relaxing bit of sunbathing under our simulated sun, accompanied by tropical juice drinks. While watching your friends toil away at peeling potatoes. Right, right, there we go. Peel some potatoes, like good students, like good students indeed."
He'd have clapped to get them to go, but obviously he could not.
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