The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields; Tuesday, Period 4 [ 12/07 ].

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Oh, sure, there was some random maze with little goblins taking over the island, with people disappearing and having dreams from hallucinagenic peaches, but Farnsworth felt that was no excuse for laziness. It didn't matter to him that other teachers were canceling classes left and right. He saw, in this situation, an opportunity that was not to be missed. An opportunity to make his students that weren't kidnapped for wishing they had been.

"Good news, everyone!" he started. "We have new visitors on the island, and, as scientists, it's our job to examine these creatures and discover if there are any ways in which we might best exploit them. Surely, you all remember our class at the beginning of the semester, where we met Nibbler, who pooped out dark matter that could be used for a fuel source and basically proved that the universe is crap. Well, these 'goblins' remind me an awful lot of Nibbler and so I have collected for you today a wide variety of their droppings so that you, my intrepid young mathematicians, can have the exclusive privileged of seeing if the next great fuel source lies within these piles of excrement."

"And just think, won't Al Gore be pleased? The instructions for testing are on these little sheets at each lab; partner up if you wish, but I'd make sure to insist on a 60/40 split of the spoils if you find the winning pile of poop. If you have any questions, I'll be over there, far away from the smell."

[[ OCD is on the way up! And I apologize as always for farnsworth ]]

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