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fandomhigh2010-10-27 08:11 am
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Boom-de-Yada Science! | Class 8, Period 1
"Good morning!" The far-too-awake teacher at the front of the Danger Shop was definitely not the Doctor. She wasn't into tweed for one thing. Also a blonde female. One of those things probably clued the students in. "I'm Aly. No, I'm not the Doctor after a sex change. Some of you know me already, some of you don't, but feel free to call me Aly. Duani's fine too if we want to be formal about it."
"So apparently the class is Boom-de-Yada Science, right? Anyone figure out what the Boom-de-Yada part is yet?" Aly glanced around, hoping for an answer of some sort. "Oh well, That would've been too good to be true." She flicked the Danger Shop's controls and an assortment of bombs running the gamut from the classic bombs used in movies to less sophisticated devices appeared along with a table full of odd-looking instruments.
"I'm a big fan of blowing things up. It's just fun and really, really useful. It even goes along with the Boom in Boom-de-yada." She amused herself at least. "But today we're going to look at something else - what to do when you don't want the bomb to go off. Disabling explosives is a hugely dangerous task, and in general, it's something you want to call in an expert to deal with." She grinned. "But really if there's one thing Fandom teaches you it's that when you need an expert, one usually can't be found. So today we - and by we, I mean you - are going to work on disarming explosive devices that won't cause quite so much agony is you get it wrong."
Gesturing to the assortment of bombs, Aly started discussing bomb disposal techniques including the use of a pigstickbecause that is a freaking awesome word and the ever-popular cutting of the correctly coloured wires.
"Now the trick here is that these devices aren't bombs. But if they are disengaged incorrectly, they will explode." She grinned. "I hope you wore clothes that can get paint on them. If not -" she pointed to a box "-there are some lovely and very fashionable smocks to put on."
"If you have any questions, feel free to ask. Otherwise, pair up and have fun."
[OOC: It's in the Danger Shop so no one will get hurt by an exploding device, but the paint is very definitely real and in all colours of the rainbow. Feel free to mod how long it lasts/how hard it is to get off. Not dirty]
"So apparently the class is Boom-de-Yada Science, right? Anyone figure out what the Boom-de-Yada part is yet?" Aly glanced around, hoping for an answer of some sort. "Oh well, That would've been too good to be true." She flicked the Danger Shop's controls and an assortment of bombs running the gamut from the classic bombs used in movies to less sophisticated devices appeared along with a table full of odd-looking instruments.
"I'm a big fan of blowing things up. It's just fun and really, really useful. It even goes along with the Boom in Boom-de-yada." She amused herself at least. "But today we're going to look at something else - what to do when you don't want the bomb to go off. Disabling explosives is a hugely dangerous task, and in general, it's something you want to call in an expert to deal with." She grinned. "But really if there's one thing Fandom teaches you it's that when you need an expert, one usually can't be found. So today we - and by we, I mean you - are going to work on disarming explosive devices that won't cause quite so much agony is you get it wrong."
Gesturing to the assortment of bombs, Aly started discussing bomb disposal techniques including the use of a pigstick
"Now the trick here is that these devices aren't bombs. But if they are disengaged incorrectly, they will explode." She grinned. "I hope you wore clothes that can get paint on them. If not -" she pointed to a box "-there are some lovely and very fashionable smocks to put on."
"If you have any questions, feel free to ask. Otherwise, pair up and have fun."
[OOC: It's in the Danger Shop so no one will get hurt by an exploding device, but the paint is very definitely real and in all colours of the rainbow. Feel free to mod how long it lasts/how hard it is to get off. Not dirty]