Lifestyle Seminar, here today: Sport

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The professor emerges from his classroom briefly. He has a pained look on his face. He posts a note on his door -- Lifestyle Seminar -- and retires inside once more. He goes to the kitchen table, bends down and lifts the roof of the (now quite ornate) pavillion. A small handful of white cotton garments shoots out of the pavillion, at considerable speed, and hits him in the face. One of the frogs inside croaks at him, at some length.

Look, you're cricketers. You're *supposed* to wear whites.

He is greeted by a chorus of furious croaking.

Because it's traditional. Cricketers wear whites. Who do you think I am, Kerry Packer? There is more croaking. Right, we'll let it ride for now, but you'll see.

He sets the roof back on top of the pavillion, and settles down to greet the students.

Okay, lifestyle seminar. Let's share some thoughts on how an interest in sport can make a difference to your lifestyle.

While he is speaking, the frogs -- fifteen of them -- emerge from the pavilion and take their positions around the table. Two of them are wielding popsicle sticks and wearing pads cunningly fashioned from cardboard, while others are throwing peas to each other.

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[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

((zomg Britishlove.))

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Paige walks in looking tired, "sir I didn't hand the essay in because well the evil one did it and it was kinda sick. I could tell you what was on it, but well it wasn't very nice." she pulls a disgusted face

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Draco just stares at the frogs with his mouth hanging open. He'd never seen anything like it before, and he was a wizard.

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*Hamlet wanders into class, on time for once. He's brought his foil with him in preparation for the Fencing Club later that evening. He stares in wonderment at the cricket playing frogs.*

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