fandomhigh | Home Ec is Outrageous!; Monday, Period Five [ 05/31 ].

The class was meeting in the danger shop today, set up to resemble just your every day, average house.

Well, perhaps your everyday, regular fraternity house on a big party campus on a Sunday morning...

"Good afternoon, home ec crusaders! I hope you're ready to work hard today, because we've got quite an assignment on our hands! Behind me here is a house in desperate need of your help! I hope you have a strong constitution, because it's almost too terrifying to think of the leagues of dust demons and grease stains that plague this hideout of horrendous health hazards! Luckily, you don't have to go it alone. We will be partnering up again today, and pair will choose a room to tackle and clean until it sparkles! Cleanliness is incredibly important to maintaining a household. It keeps you healthy and happy and it looks very nice to boot! Now..."

He spent a little bit of time going over effective cleaning techniques that any smart head of household should adopt, as well as giving them a little presentation about earth friendly cleaners, because protecting the planet and our oceans especially was important! After all the boring lecture stuff was open, he presented everyone with a kit of products, buckets, and cleaning gloves.

"Any questions?" he asked. "If not, have at it! Defeat that dirt! Go on your germ genocide! Banish that bacteria! You've got until the end of class to do these rooms proud!"

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Keep it clean, kids!

You get to clean today! Aren't you just thrilled?

Do you pick your partner based on who you might work well with, or on who you might be able to con into doing all the work for you, hmm?

Below are the choices of room to clean! First come first serve, so if someone's already chosen one, please pick another. Rooms and unholy messes are completely moddable in regards to details.

More pizza boxes than in a pizzeria! More beer cans than a liquor store! More couch stains than--well, we won't go there.

Clean this lurid living room!

Eating in this kitchen would officially be classified as suicidal. Some of that stuff in the fridge appears to not only have sprouted life, but created whole new ecosystems! Let's not even get started on the linoleum.

Clean this killer kitchen!

Taking a bath in this bathroom would actually be counter-intuitive. It takes the art of the toilet to a whole new level....and not necessarily a good one.

Clean this boorish bathroom!

Not even bedbugs bother to breed in this bedroom! What terrible things lie in wait beneath those piles of clothes? What horrors are hidden in the closet?

Clean this bedraggled bedroom!

Centuries of dust have collected on these collectibles. Souvenirs, scrapbooks, and sellables, oh my! Watch out for creaking boards and holes in the floors on top of that, and all the fun critters that creep in the cracks!

Clean this atrocious attic!

It's quite clear that whatever beast has been living below the bowels of the house is a strange and unkempt creature, of great stench and slovenly nature. Great is the courage of the cleaner who takes on this underground mess.

Clean this brash basement!

He, himself, is busying himself with yardwork while the kids tackle the interior, but he's available to be spoken to before, during, or after class!

1) I need more icons.

2) Who wants to volunteer to do this at my apartment? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Nobody Owens

Cleaning was something Bod thought he could do fairly well even if he'd never cleaned something such as a house. He didn't think that mattered. Cleaning was the same no matter what.

Rilla Blythe

Bod wasn't planning on making anyone do his work for him so he idled around for a partner that would work well with him.

Clark Kent

Dandelion Naizen

"Pizzzzzaaaa!" Dandelion cried out in joy. "Pizza! Pizza!"

She then began rummaging through the boxes to see if there was any pizza.

The whole living room kind of reminded her of home.

Sara Stanley

Emmett Honeycutt

Kitty Pryde

Kitty might have been pouting just a little. She just liked the cooking stuff better, is all.

"Honey, no. No." Emmett shook his head and tried to grab for the nearest one that he could see actually contained a slice or two. "These boxes are so far past the 2-day rule not even a straight boy would eat from them."

Sookie Stackhouse

Tara Maclay

"Aww!" Dandelion cried out in disappointment. "You're worse than Robot Phil after he gets his oil changed."

Calvin

"I'm trying to to decide if that's dirty or not, and whether I want to know if it is." Emmett hefted the pizza box in the vague direction of a trash can. "Cold pizza is good. Cold pizza from three days ago is not good. Thus is it written in the book of not having to drag your friends to the Emergency Room."

"Well if there's pizza over three days old then of course it's dirty," Dandelion said as she cheerfully poked at a tower of pizza boxes for signs of life. "And can I have that emergency room book? Might be helpful for that class with all the dead and bleeding dummies."

"It's kind of still in the first draft stages," Emmett answered, eying said tower for any signs of escaping creepy crawly life. "As soon as it's published, you get the first free copy."

"Ooo! Make sure it gets signed with 'To Dandelion Naizen! Keep the dream alive! Smash all Vikings!'"

Kurt Wagner

Kurt was NOT AT ALL thrilled. "Oh, MAN! I HATE cleaning!"

First item of business: The fridge.

Kurt wrapped it in duct tape a few times, and then teleported it out to the dumpster. Fridge: officially cleaned!

The linoleum, now, that could be cleaned with more ordinary methods.

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