"Nobody takes me seriously these days," says Janet irritably, dropping into a chair and slouching back. "It's the bane of my existence. I hate being a teenager."

"It's too late now," says Janet. "Hopefully the Big Bad Wolf doesn't have me in his sights. I left home without my cape and basket today." She takes a sip of her coffee and frowns. "Someone invited him into our dorm room. Gotta do something about that."

Janet gave him an appraising look. "Why on Earth wouldn't you take the possibility of danger from students seriously? You know, after the zombie incursion, I'd think everyone would have reevaluated everyone else by now." She shrugs. "I shouldn't really complain, considering."