http://jerusalem-s.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] jerusalem-s.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-10-20 12:18 pm

Journalism Class - Thursday October 20

Spider is staring suspiciously at a bowl of cold cereal which is resting on the center of his desk. Beside it sits a box with a goofy looking cartoon character with a large, blue hat. Waiting until his students are mostly settled, he finally looks up to address them.

"We've dealt with a number of shifts in personality, disguises, extreme body modification and outright impersonations since the beginning of the term. A surprisingly small number of people have questioned any of these things or even caught on to them in a timely fashion and I'm becoming somewhat disappointed in the way that you, aspiring journalists, have ceased to question some of these issues. Professor Williams is a very good case in point. Mugged, impersonated...." Spider shook his head sadly. "You're supposed to be journalists, people whose job it is to get to the heart and truth of the matter, not only to expose the truth... but to discover the lies."

He prodded cautiously at the bowl, which continued to do nothing. "Exposing the hidden truth is the very heart of journalism. Reading the subtext, hearing the things which aren't said, learning to pick and choose the things that are true from an interview or investigation are what I'm supposed to be teaching you. I want every student today to make three statements. Two of them should be true, one of them should be false - all should be plausible. I want each student to examine the statements made by the others and decide which is the false statement."

[identity profile] jayne-serenity.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
uhhhh.... *thinks, very, very hard*

I aint never killed no one.
I dont like messin with guys.
My faverate thing to do is with Vera.

[identity profile] medusae-x.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Duce glances at Jayne and snorts. "First.. who's Vera?"

[identity profile] jayne-serenity.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
My faverate gun?

[identity profile] courier-gavin.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Jake looks up briefly, says: "1. Coffee is god. 2. Spider Jerusalem is a rat bastard. 3. I once went an entire day without coffee."

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
John thinks for a moment about the statements he wants to make.

1. Professor Drusilla's seen some of my private memories.
2. I have never dressed up as a woman.
3. My father and I get along extremely well.

[identity profile] medusae-x.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Duce considers the assignment for a moment, ticking things off on her fingers before she speaks,
"Male pattern baldness is caused by an overload of testosterone in the system.
Spider is bald.
Spider's baldness is due to an overload of testosterone in his system."

[identity profile] jayne-serenity.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
#2's the lie

[identity profile] jayne-serenity.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
#3's the lie

[identity profile] jayne-serenity.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
#1's the lie

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
John nods. "That was pretty easy."

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"The first one's the lie, maybe?"

[identity profile] medusae-x.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Duce eyes Jayne slowly, "Well, let's work this out.. If your favorite thing to do is with your gun, and you don't like messing with guys, it makes it almost improbably that you've never killed anyone. If you've never killed anyone, and you don't like messing with guys, well, that'd make for an awfully lonely shoot, now wouldn't it. Whereas a guy who likes to play with guns and hasn't killed anyone must by perforce like to mess with guys. Obvious overcompensation."

[identity profile] medusae-x.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Duce laughs at Jake, "Yeah, as though you'd ever go a day without prayer."

[identity profile] medusae-x.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Duce merely smirks.
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[personal profile] chasingangela 2005-10-20 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Angela considers for a moment.

"Three things? God, I'm such a bad liar...

Okay.

One, I was raised Catholic. Two, my mother was adopted. Three, I'm having a really bad week."
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[personal profile] chasingangela 2005-10-20 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Is two the lie? I guess he might just shave his head."

[identity profile] medusae-x.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"We're going to wait til more people chime in before telling."

[identity profile] jayne-serenity.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
*smirks*

[identity profile] jayne-serenity.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
uhhhh.. #2?
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[personal profile] chasingangela 2005-10-20 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Nope. Though she'd so hate me for telling the whole class it."

[identity profile] jayne-serenity.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
*shrugs* Not like Im gonna ever meet her
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[personal profile] chasingangela 2005-10-20 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, that would kind of make it worse for her."

"And, um, she's coming next weekend. So you might."

[identity profile] jayne-serenity.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah, like *anybodies* gonna introduce thier parents to me...
whatcha gonna say?

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[personal profile] chasingangela 2005-10-20 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"If it comes up? Mom, this is Jayne, he's in my journalism class."

"I mean, unless you don't want me to say anything if we run into you."

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