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Announcements - Tuesday October 18
There's a crackle from the PA and a round of muttered cursing.
"Right. This is Spider Jerusalem, your acting Dean of Students for the next few days, and here are your announcements for today. Firstly, locker 327 appears to have eaten several students. While apparently improving the remaining gene pool for the rest of us, it's still something we're going to have to explain to your parents and guardians, so please think of the Principal and stay the hell away from it. Also," there is a pause while something suspiciously like a 'ribbit' is heard in the background and more muffled cursing, "please be aware that Rory Gilmore is looking for information concerning the adults visiting for the somewhat broadly named 'Parent's Weekend'. Please contact her with whatever information you have."
There is a squeal of feedback and another round of cursing and 'ribbits' before he continues. "There's apparently a Halloween Bash down in the town on October 29, and the latest information apparently indicates a costume contest with prizes. That's all. Have a nice day."
"Right. This is Spider Jerusalem, your acting Dean of Students for the next few days, and here are your announcements for today. Firstly, locker 327 appears to have eaten several students. While apparently improving the remaining gene pool for the rest of us, it's still something we're going to have to explain to your parents and guardians, so please think of the Principal and stay the hell away from it. Also," there is a pause while something suspiciously like a 'ribbit' is heard in the background and more muffled cursing, "please be aware that Rory Gilmore is looking for information concerning the adults visiting for the somewhat broadly named 'Parent's Weekend'. Please contact her with whatever information you have."
There is a squeal of feedback and another round of cursing and 'ribbits' before he continues. "There's apparently a Halloween Bash down in the town on October 29, and the latest information apparently indicates a costume contest with prizes. That's all. Have a nice day."